Dear Pokémon

[KorpiklaaniVodka]

Dear Game Freak,

Give me my Mega Samurott already! In fact, all the Unova Starters! They are so underpowered compared to other starters that they need a boost, and I mean a drastic boost.

kanto: saur - great, zard - great, blastoise - okay
johto: meganium - LOL, typloshion - pretty bad, feraligatr - good
hoenn: sceptile - good, swampert - good, blaziken - UBER
sinnoh: torterra - LOL, infernape - okay, empoleon - okay
unova: serperior - great, emboar - okay, samurott - meh
kalos: chesnaught - great, delphox - meh, greninja - UBER

actually i'd say johto and sinnoh starters should get megas. pure power torterra pls

anyway.

dear pokefans,
stop asking for mega flygon. please.

 

[Brendino]

Dear Gamefreak,
Can we have Mega Flygon please?

Sincerely, all pokefans. kthxbai.

Dear Pokemon,

Can we make all of these Voltorb a thing? I'm getting a little bored with the plain red and white ones.

Spoiler:

 

[moon]

Dear Pokémon,

Listen to Brendino's Voltorb forme ideas please :D

 

[Pendraflare]

To Dewford Hall,

Y u no let us choose words for your trendy sayings anymore? We miss BIG SERVICE.

 

[Hikamaru]

Dear Game Freak,

I hope you take inspiration from Serena's new look in the anime and make it her new design in the Kalos sequels/third version you probably have in the making.

 

[Majestic Electric]

Dear Diantha,

If your supposed to be a Champion, then why are you so easy to beat?

 

[Simon Science]

Dear Entry Hasards

Why dont you get removed by your own type? Toxic spikes get removed by poison types, so all the others should be removed by their respective type! And while we are on the topic, why dont you affect floating pokemon, all entry hazards exept rocks? Its logical for rocks to hit flying because they are weak to rock types but it sould not be a problem for any other levitating pokemon. Oh, rocks float. Wait- THEY FLOAT?!?! When did pokemon like stunfisk, golem, gigalith, armaldo, ect gain telekinesis powers?Why cant the other entry hazards float? I dont see why spikes of poison or bug webs couldent be held up in the air. So, to reformulate:

Dear Stealth Rocks

Stop having advantages over other entry hazards. Become less usefull or make the other ones more usefull.

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Dear Serena,
Your original look/outfit was better.

Dear Protect Spammers, especially ones in the wild,
I hate you.

Dear Poke Ball Factory,
Make products that actually work for a change.

Dear Pokemon like Lv35 Geodudes and Lv 44 Spearows,
Please evolve. You're several levels past the stage when you should have. I need the extra experience.

Dear Game Freak,
Please make the 7th gen cat Pokemon actually useful in competitive play. And bring back character customization. Thanks.

 

[Brendino]

Dear Game Freak,
Please make the 7th gen cat Pokemon actually useful in competitive play. And bring back character customization. Thanks.

Dear Game Freak,

That x1000000.
Oh, and please give us the follow-me feature back. Especially if we can turn it on/off and choose any of our 6 Pokemon to follow us around.

I'll give you all the money if you do this. Please.