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~December Daily Chit-Chat~
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Chapta' one: A Plot hole is born!
Narrator: Just in case you were still confused about what's going on; the city is in some Dark Dimension, Jack and a few people are the only CIA agents left that can save us, oh and Satan is in The Sky with Diamonds.
CharMZ(The hippie): Whoa man...it's like...the end of the world...you know? We should all just make peace and learn to live with our...fates...
Jake: Shut up, you mentally deficient Neanderthal. I'm not getting screwed over again and missing another paycheck.
*Jack over radio*
Jack: Commander, this is Jack. I've found no sign of my missing wife who coincidently went missing with the start of the attack.
*random alien grunt number 3441 appears in front of the two*
3441:...the hell? I don't even get a name? This blows!
Jack: Hush you! Your only purpose is to stand here while I knock you out and make myself look like a hero!
*Jack brings out an Advanced AR-15*
3441: Foolish hew-mon, there's no way you can beat me and my...metal claws? WTF?!
*Jack fires and blows the grunt away*
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*some random island*
*Erica "Jeebus" is being chased by random alien footsoldiers*
Erica: Dammit, this is why I moved AWAY from Canada!
Triffy: I want her dead! But I won't ssssay why... until part two.
*Erica runs and jumps off a cliff just before the island explodes for no reason*
Erica: Okay, so, the good news is I'm still alive. The bad news is that I have no food, no water, and no way home. Now what?
*a singles cruise filled with gorgeous bikini-clad young men pulls up and lowers a rope*
Erica: It's good to be Jeebus.
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*electrical room of geekiness*
Simon: I created a program that will show off what I geek I am, thus establishing the entirety of my character in only a few seconds before I get knocked into the background!
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*the PLANT HQ, Jack is with CharMZ and Simon and one new agent*
Jack: Okay, I have to go do something important now. You three walk around in the forest. If you don't get eaten by any bears and can find something prehistoric, I'll give you a pay raise. If you do get eaten by bears, I'll probably collect the money for myself
CharMZ: There's that big dinosaur right there.
Random Agent: What dinosaur?
Jack: I said in the forest were me the main character is in no way shape or form in any real danger!
Simon:...fine.
CharMZ: Hey...why are we PLANT now? I thought we were CIA?
Jack: Hush you, we were never CIA and this is not a plothole.
*the three wander off*
Jack : There has GOT to be somebody better in this city that would make better agents.
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*Forest....of DOOM*
CharMZ: Do you think we need to establish our one-dimensional characters more?
Simon: I think I'm going to be hostile towards you for no real reason.
Random Agent: Okay.
Simon: Be careful not to fall into any sinkholes.
*they all fall into a sinkhole*
CharMZ: Oh, cool, you're psychic, too!
Agent: Or he read the script.
CharMZ: In an attempt to be macho and patronizing, I'm going to climb out of this hole myself and go get help. Wait here.
*CharMZ tries to climb out of the hole, and instantly falls back down*
Agent: Hey, why don't I get a name?
Simon: You'll probably be killed off within the next chapter
*whole floor randomly vanishes and Agent falls to his doom while Simon and CharMZ are sent out of the hole*
CharMZ: That worked out well enough, let's move on and forget we ever had a third agent until he comes back as some evil guy wanting vengence.
Narrator: Just in case you were still confused about what's going on; the city is in some Dark Dimension, Jack and a few people are the only CIA agents left that can save us, oh and Satan is in The Sky with Diamonds.
CharMZ(The hippie): Whoa man...it's like...the end of the world...you know? We should all just make peace and learn to live with our...fates...
Jake: Shut up, you mentally deficient Neanderthal. I'm not getting screwed over again and missing another paycheck.
*Jack over radio*
Jack: Commander, this is Jack. I've found no sign of my missing wife who coincidently went missing with the start of the attack.
*random alien grunt number 3441 appears in front of the two*
3441:...the hell? I don't even get a name? This blows!
Jack: Hush you! Your only purpose is to stand here while I knock you out and make myself look like a hero!
*Jack brings out an Advanced AR-15*
3441: Foolish hew-mon, there's no way you can beat me and my...metal claws? WTF?!
*Jack fires and blows the grunt away*
-----
*some random island*
*Erica "Jeebus" is being chased by random alien footsoldiers*
Erica: Dammit, this is why I moved AWAY from Canada!
Triffy: I want her dead! But I won't ssssay why... until part two.
*Erica runs and jumps off a cliff just before the island explodes for no reason*
Erica: Okay, so, the good news is I'm still alive. The bad news is that I have no food, no water, and no way home. Now what?
*a singles cruise filled with gorgeous bikini-clad young men pulls up and lowers a rope*
Erica: It's good to be Jeebus.
------------
*electrical room of geekiness*
Simon: I created a program that will show off what I geek I am, thus establishing the entirety of my character in only a few seconds before I get knocked into the background!
-------------------------------------------
*the PLANT HQ, Jack is with CharMZ and Simon and one new agent*
Jack: Okay, I have to go do something important now. You three walk around in the forest. If you don't get eaten by any bears and can find something prehistoric, I'll give you a pay raise. If you do get eaten by bears, I'll probably collect the money for myself
CharMZ: There's that big dinosaur right there.
Random Agent: What dinosaur?
Jack: I said in the forest were me the main character is in no way shape or form in any real danger!
Simon:...fine.
CharMZ: Hey...why are we PLANT now? I thought we were CIA?
Jack: Hush you, we were never CIA and this is not a plothole.
*the three wander off*
Jack : There has GOT to be somebody better in this city that would make better agents.
------------------------
*Forest....of DOOM*
CharMZ: Do you think we need to establish our one-dimensional characters more?
Simon: I think I'm going to be hostile towards you for no real reason.
Random Agent: Okay.
Simon: Be careful not to fall into any sinkholes.
*they all fall into a sinkhole*
CharMZ: Oh, cool, you're psychic, too!
Agent: Or he read the script.
CharMZ: In an attempt to be macho and patronizing, I'm going to climb out of this hole myself and go get help. Wait here.
*CharMZ tries to climb out of the hole, and instantly falls back down*
Agent: Hey, why don't I get a name?
Simon: You'll probably be killed off within the next chapter
*whole floor randomly vanishes and Agent falls to his doom while Simon and CharMZ are sent out of the hole*
CharMZ: That worked out well enough, let's move on and forget we ever had a third agent until he comes back as some evil guy wanting vengence.
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https://www.livejournal.com/users/kenzuki/39641.htmlSimon said:
There...it's...towards the middle of the page...I think.
Jack O'Neill
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No, I wanted Moony to be emo. =PKazuhito said:
YOU MIXED UP CHIBI AND MOONY, JORFE!!!
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