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~December Daily Chit-Chat~

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Dakota said:

I'm The Center of the Universe.

I'm better than everyone. I kick butt at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the freeway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am.

Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well.

All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "so how come you rule so much?"

One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's butt because I'm the best.

I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am.


THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME.

I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE.

If I weren't me, I'd wish I was.

I love me.

​

PS: got all this from Maddox cause he rules to
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nice to know your modest dakota
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Hehe...I love putting the concieted joke...

but when people think I'm serious-- O_o
 
Dakota said:

I'm The Center of the Universe.

I'm better than everyone. I kick butt at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the freeway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am.

Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well.

All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "so how come you rule so much?"

One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's butt because I'm the best.

I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am.


THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME.

I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE.

If I weren't me, I'd wish I was.

I love me.

​

PS: got all this from Maddox cause he rules to
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Are you talking to the mirror?
 
My goodness you guys, you all are oblivious to sarcasm...

nevermind...nevermind all of it. Apparently none of you get it, and you're all too closeminded to think of it as a joke

My bad for trying to be funny >_o
 
Deviruchi said:
Are you talking to the mirror?
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Hehe.. I think he ish... Let's not bother bout him..
 
Lightning is here...

yet she doesn't post
 
Dakota said:
My goodness you guys, you all are oblivious to sarcasm...

nevermind...nevermind all of it. Apparently none of you get it, and you're all too closeminded to think of it as a joke

My bad for trying to be funny >_o
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Well, you didn't get mine or Poke-Munna's sarcasm either ;D

And it was funny, don't worry.
 
Dakota, you should seriously just take the lyrics to the Willy Wonka song and change them to fit you.

"he's modest, clever, and so smart he barely can restrain it
with so much generosity, there was no way to contain it~"

XD;
 
Lightning said:
Dakota, you should seriously just take the lyrics to the Willy Wonka song and change them to fit you.

"he's modest, clever, and so smart he barely can restrain it
with so much generosity, there was no way to contain it~"

XD;
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XD Dakota should probably be dubbed 'The PC Willy Wonka'
 
Lightning said:
"he's modest, clever, and so smart he barely can restrain it
with so much generosity, there was no way to contain it~"

XD;
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FLS5EVA said:
'The PC Willy Wonka'
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now those are good quotes of the minute.....

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Willy Wonka is the coolest person ever. Seriously. o_o

"Everything in this room is eatable--even I'm eatable. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon on most societies."

<3
 
Fls4eva said:
XD Dakota should probably be dubbed 'The PC Willy Wonka'
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I'm far too masculine to be Willy Wonka...
 
Lightning said:
>O You're just not cool enough to be him.
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When you say "not cool enough" you mean "way too manly"?
 
Dakota said:
I'm far too masculine to be Willy Wonka...
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Who cares bout that.. The problem ish that you're not that cool..
 
Lightning said:
"Everything in this room is eatable--even I'm eatable. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon on most societies."
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lol yea, i thought wtf? basically didnt think hed say that =P
dakota's not funny enough to be called willy wonka....​
 
Wonka's coolness > Dakota's coolness.

Hands down. o_o; Manliness isn't even a factor here.

"Chewing gum is really gross; chewing gum I hate the most." 8D Improv.
 
Willy Wonka wishes he could ride with this
 
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