Cloud 09 said:
Wait, what sort of soap opera, The american ones or the mexican ones.
*digs into the mod lounge and grabs first post from our soap oprea thread*
Scene 1 ? Hospital
A hospital room. There is a single bed, bedside cabinet, open window, and a television facing the bed. A woman with blonde hair is lying in the bed with the remote control in her hand, pressing a button repeatedly.
DF Dadragonz: Boring, Boring, Boring, Boring, Documentary, Teen Sex comedy, Frog?s mating? ewww! Ah, here we are ? Wheel of Fortune
Enter Mr Cat Dog, dressed in a white laboratory coat with a clipboard.
Mr Cat Dog: Well Claire, you seem to be making a full recovery
DF Dadragonz: Why thank you Doctor Cat Dog
Mr Cat Dog: If you don?t mind, some visitors are waiting to see you
DF Dadragonz: Great, send them in doc.
Doctor Cat Dog opens the door. Enter Lightning. There is a long pause.
DF Dadragonz: I?m sorry, do I know you?
Pause
DF Dadragonz: Well?
Long pause
DF Dadragonz: Oh for crying out loud, can you please leave if you?re not going to say anything?
Lightning: This might remind you.
Lightning lunges towards DF Dadragonz, and starts to kiss her passionately for about 10 seconds. When she lets go, both people are in shock.
DF Dadragonz: Eric? Is that you?
Lightning: It?s now Erica, actually.
DF Dadragonz: Wow? I have been gone a while. You?ve? you?ve?
Lightning: Changed?
DF Dadragonz: Yes. That?s it. How much have I missed?
Lightning: A fair bit actually? actually, quite a lot. Honey! You can come in now.
Enter Daiaki. DF Dadragonz is shocked.
END SCENE
Scene 2 ? Suburban House
The kitchen of a middle-class suburban house. Tendo is dressed in a suit with a white shirt and navy tie, and is working at his laptop. DragonTrainer is dressed in a classic maid?s outfit, and dusting the windows.
DragonTrainer: Isn?t it a lovely day darling?
There is a pause
DragonTrainer: Well? Isn?t it?
Tendo: Oh? what did you say?
DragonTrainer: I said isn?t it a nice day? Not that you?d know, ?working? on your laptop all day. You probably love that thing more than you love me!
Tendo: Now don?t say that! I love you more than there are stars in the sky.
DragonTrainer: Then let?s go up to the bedroom and prove it to me, hot stuff.
DragonTrainer stops dusting the window and walks seductively to a bemused Tendo. She holds his tie and wraps her fingers around it before coming in for a passionate embrace. Both Tendo and DragonTrainer embrace for 5 seconds before Tendo pulls away and sits back down with his laptop.
Tendo: I?m sorry? maybe tomorrow. I?m really bus-
DragonTrainer: You?re always really busy! If it?s not with the office, then it?s with your boss or even the hairdressers. It?s all busy, busy, busy! You, you, you! What about me? I crave for 5 minutes that you give that metal thing.
Tendo: I have to go now. Big D has put me on nights now. Sorry
Tendo heads towards the door
DragonTrainer: Well? how long will you be?
Tendo: About three hours.
DragonTrainer: Oh? OK. But if you?re a second late?
Tendo: Don?t worry. Bye now.
Exit Tendo. DragonTrainer walks over to the telephone and starts typing a number in.
DragonTrainer: Hi? Jordan? Yeah, it?s me. He?s gone, and won?t be back for 3 hours. What?s that?... Yeah, bring the lotion. Oh, I almost forgot, come alone? and bring the handcuffs and whip. See you later.
DragonTrainer puts down the receiver. She then smiles, then walks to the door, where the audience presume she goes upstairs.
END SCENE