~December Daily Chit-Chat~

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Dakota said:
Wait...Chibi's black?

Like how black...like mildy brown or african queen?
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Martin Lutha King.

*saw a Canadian mother and father with a black child*
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Joo like vyohlayted deh fuor wrod rool.

Bleh, well whatever..XD

Kura said:
--;; I wouldn't ever want to be married to someone because they want my money ;__;..

>> And yeah.. It's a freaky soap-opera~ ._. Too bad I get stuck with having to explain everything..
@@ Maybe we adopted Chibi~ :3 and Paul is our real son~ @@.. or something..
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You and everyone else in your family would be dead before you knew it..XD
I'd be so rich..
 
Kura said:
--;; I wouldn't ever want to be married to someone because they want my money ;__;..

>> And yeah.. It's a freaky soap-opera~ ._. Too bad I get stuck with having to explain everything..
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Reminds me of the mod soap oprea...this would be fun to write...XD
 
Simon said:
I thought Chibi was like 13. She sure as hell looked 13 in the picture I saw of her.
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xD. No, she's not. And I've never seen the picture so I wouldn't know.
 
Ok, I'm back. I was working on a Christmas Card for one of the boards I mod.
 
Cloud 09 said:
Wait, what sort of soap opera, The american ones or the mexican ones.
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*digs into the mod lounge and grabs first post from our soap oprea thread*

Scene 1 ? Hospital

A hospital room. There is a single bed, bedside cabinet, open window, and a television facing the bed. A woman with blonde hair is lying in the bed with the remote control in her hand, pressing a button repeatedly.

DF Dadragonz: Boring, Boring, Boring, Boring, Documentary, Teen Sex comedy, Frog?s mating? ewww! Ah, here we are ? Wheel of Fortune

Enter Mr Cat Dog, dressed in a white laboratory coat with a clipboard.

Mr Cat Dog: Well Claire, you seem to be making a full recovery

DF Dadragonz: Why thank you Doctor Cat Dog

Mr Cat Dog: If you don?t mind, some visitors are waiting to see you

DF Dadragonz: Great, send them in doc.

Doctor Cat Dog opens the door. Enter Lightning. There is a long pause.

DF Dadragonz: I?m sorry, do I know you?

Pause

DF Dadragonz: Well?

Long pause

DF Dadragonz: Oh for crying out loud, can you please leave if you?re not going to say anything?

Lightning: This might remind you.

Lightning lunges towards DF Dadragonz, and starts to kiss her passionately for about 10 seconds. When she lets go, both people are in shock.

DF Dadragonz: Eric? Is that you?

Lightning: It?s now Erica, actually.

DF Dadragonz: Wow? I have been gone a while. You?ve? you?ve?

Lightning: Changed?

DF Dadragonz: Yes. That?s it. How much have I missed?

Lightning: A fair bit actually? actually, quite a lot. Honey! You can come in now.

Enter Daiaki. DF Dadragonz is shocked.

END SCENE

Scene 2 ? Suburban House

The kitchen of a middle-class suburban house. Tendo is dressed in a suit with a white shirt and navy tie, and is working at his laptop. DragonTrainer is dressed in a classic maid?s outfit, and dusting the windows.

DragonTrainer: Isn?t it a lovely day darling?

There is a pause

DragonTrainer: Well? Isn?t it?

Tendo: Oh? what did you say?

DragonTrainer: I said isn?t it a nice day? Not that you?d know, ?working? on your laptop all day. You probably love that thing more than you love me!

Tendo: Now don?t say that! I love you more than there are stars in the sky.

DragonTrainer: Then let?s go up to the bedroom and prove it to me, hot stuff.

DragonTrainer stops dusting the window and walks seductively to a bemused Tendo. She holds his tie and wraps her fingers around it before coming in for a passionate embrace. Both Tendo and DragonTrainer embrace for 5 seconds before Tendo pulls away and sits back down with his laptop.

Tendo: I?m sorry? maybe tomorrow. I?m really bus-

DragonTrainer: You?re always really busy! If it?s not with the office, then it?s with your boss or even the hairdressers. It?s all busy, busy, busy! You, you, you! What about me? I crave for 5 minutes that you give that metal thing.

Tendo: I have to go now. Big D has put me on nights now. Sorry

Tendo heads towards the door

DragonTrainer: Well? how long will you be?

Tendo: About three hours.

DragonTrainer: Oh? OK. But if you?re a second late?

Tendo: Don?t worry. Bye now.

Exit Tendo. DragonTrainer walks over to the telephone and starts typing a number in.

DragonTrainer: Hi? Jordan? Yeah, it?s me. He?s gone, and won?t be back for 3 hours. What?s that?... Yeah, bring the lotion. Oh, I almost forgot, come alone? and bring the handcuffs and whip. See you later.

DragonTrainer puts down the receiver. She then smiles, then walks to the door, where the audience presume she goes upstairs.

END SCENE
 
Kura: 10/29/1989
Paul: 10/9/1989
Chibi: 7/23/1990

The son is older than the mother by 20 days! XD
 
Kura said:
--;; I wouldn't ever want to be married to someone because they want my money ;__;..

>> And yeah.. It's a freaky soap-opera~ ._. Too bad I get stuck with having to explain everything..
@@ Maybe we adopted Chibi~ :3 and Paul is our real son~ @@.. or something..
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Paul is blonde isn't he? Is Jack blonde?
 
Kazuhito said:
*digs into the mod lounge and grabs first post from our soap oprea thread*

Scene 1 ? Hospital

A hospital room. There is a single bed, bedside cabinet, open window, and a television facing the bed. A woman with blonde hair is lying in the bed with the remote control in her hand, pressing a button repeatedly.

DF Dadragonz: Boring, Boring, Boring, Boring, Documentary, Teen Sex comedy, Frog?s mating? ewww! Ah, here we are ? Wheel of Fortune

Enter Mr Cat Dog, dressed in a white laboratory coat with a clipboard.

Mr Cat Dog: Well Claire, you seem to be making a full recovery

DF Dadragonz: Why thank you Doctor Cat Dog

Mr Cat Dog: If you don?t mind, some visitors are waiting to see you

DF Dadragonz: Great, send them in doc.

Doctor Cat Dog opens the door. Enter Lightning. There is a long pause.

DF Dadragonz: I?m sorry, do I know you?

Pause

DF Dadragonz: Well?

Long pause

DF Dadragonz: Oh for crying out loud, can you please leave if you?re not going to say anything?

Lightning: This might remind you.

Lightning lunges towards DF Dadragonz, and starts to kiss her passionately for about 10 seconds. When she lets go, both people are in shock.

DF Dadragonz: Eric? Is that you?

Lightning: It?s now Erica, actually.

DF Dadragonz: Wow? I have been gone a while. You?ve? you?ve?

Lightning: Changed?

DF Dadragonz: Yes. That?s it. How much have I missed?

Lightning: A fair bit actually? actually, quite a lot. Honey! You can come in now.

Enter Daiaki. DF Dadragonz is shocked.

END SCENE

Scene 2 ? Suburban House

The kitchen of a middle-class suburban house. Tendo is dressed in a suit with a white shirt and navy tie, and is working at his laptop. DragonTrainer is dressed in a classic maid?s outfit, and dusting the windows.

DragonTrainer: Isn?t it a lovely day darling?

There is a pause

DragonTrainer: Well? Isn?t it?

Tendo: Oh? what did you say?

DragonTrainer: I said isn?t it a nice day? Not that you?d know, ?working? on your laptop all day. You probably love that thing more than you love me!

Tendo: Now don?t say that! I love you more than there are stars in the sky.

DragonTrainer: Then let?s go up to the bedroom and prove it to me, hot stuff.

DragonTrainer stops dusting the window and walks seductively to a bemused Tendo. She holds his tie and wraps her fingers around it before coming in for a passionate embrace. Both Tendo and DragonTrainer embrace for 5 seconds before Tendo pulls away and sits back down with his laptop.

Tendo: I?m sorry? maybe tomorrow. I?m really bus-

DragonTrainer: You?re always really busy! If it?s not with the office, then it?s with your boss or even the hairdressers. It?s all busy, busy, busy! You, you, you! What about me? I crave for 5 minutes that you give that metal thing.

Tendo: I have to go now. Big D has put me on nights now. Sorry

Tendo heads towards the door

DragonTrainer: Well? how long will you be?

Tendo: About three hours.

DragonTrainer: Oh? OK. But if you?re a second late?

Tendo: Don?t worry. Bye now.

Exit Tendo. DragonTrainer walks over to the telephone and starts typing a number in.

DragonTrainer: Hi? Jordan? Yeah, it?s me. He?s gone, and won?t be back for 3 hours. What?s that?... Yeah, bring the lotion. Oh, I almost forgot, come alone? and bring the handcuffs and whip. See you later.

DragonTrainer puts down the receiver. She then smiles, then walks to the door, where the audience presume she goes upstairs.

END SCENE
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So it's a crappy american one!

~El Vato~
 
Kazuhito said:
DragonTrainer: Hi… Jordan? Yeah, it's me. He's gone, and won't be back for 3 hours. What's that?... Yeah, bring the lotion. Oh, I almost forgot, come alone… and bring the handcuffs and whip. See you later.

DragonTrainer puts down the receiver. She then smiles, then walks to the door, where the audience presume she goes upstairs.

END SCENE
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X3 Kinkyness. So is this what the mods do behind members' backs now?

https://img329.imageshack.us/img329/7206/00018tt.png <--Before MOAB
https://img329.imageshack.us/img329/4814/00022in.png <--During
https://img329.imageshack.us/img329/5386/00036jz.png
https://img329.imageshack.us/img329/2909/00040un.png <--After
 
Jack O'Neill said:
There are no blond Filipinos! At least naturally-blond Filipinos...
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So you're dark brown'd?
Bleh, joo remind me of my english teacher...she's filipino and has so many rashes...ew.
 
Jack O'Neill said:
There are no blond Filipinos! At least naturally-blond Filipinos...
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Well, Kura isn't blonde either. I don't think she is anyway. So you'd still have to explain that extra blonde trait in your son, along with the 20 day disreprency.
 
It's so late...I'm so tired

DDR
 
Simon said:
Well, Kura isn't blonde either. I don't think she is anyway. So you'd still have to explain that extra blonde trait in your son, along with the 20 day disreprency.
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Bleh, she's not blonde either, dark haired...

Wow...all them kids must be adopted..xD

On another note...
A fanfic based on the DCC would be awesome..or a manga..xD
 
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