DNA Alter + Corrupt (Trying again)

Fakemon_Master

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    Since NekroBoi messed up the original, im hoping this time I can get other people other than... him to post improper things.

    It goes like this:

    Poster #1: I alter Mew's DNA so it is a fighting type

    Poster #2: The fighting type Mew is so powerful it destroys all your belongings and your home punching a doll

    I alter Charmander's DNA so it has spikes on its back.

    Poster #3: The spikes stab you and leave you in a pile of blood while the Charmander steals your pokemon.

    I alter Geodudes...

    Yea... also, you can edit real world animals if you like. But only if you cant think of anything, which I doubt.

    Lets start! I alter Beedrill's DNA so it can breed with a Beequeen.
     
    They create a beehive with lots of Beedrill and Beequeens that sting you to death.

    I alter Sunflora's DNA so it has thorns.

    Something like that?
     
    The thorny Sunflora becomes king of all Sunflora and commands them all to destroy humanity, leaving you responsible.

    I alter Medichams DNA so it can learn any Psychic move ever.

    Yes. Like that.
     
    Medicham uses its Psychic abilities to create a freak tidal wave that drowns you and the whole town.

    I alter Dusclops' DNA so that its eye can work like a laser.
     
    Dusclops goes war of the worlds on everybody's butt.

    I alter Jirachi's DNA so it becomes a fighting type.
     
    Jirachi becomes so strong that it accidentally flies through you, ripping a hole in you, when flying up to hug you.

    I alter Typhlosion's DNA so that it has blades on its arms.
     
    He was taken by a professor and after that, he became Edward SH who is later know by the name Johnny Depp.

    I alter Steelix's DNA so that his body changed into Austeridium
     
    The Afro Pikachu was so hideous that it burnt every one's eyes out. =3

    I alter Magikarp's DNA so that it is one of the most powerful Pokemon in the world.
     
    it was so powerful that it can finally put Pluto in place, so that it can become planet again.

    I alter Giovanni's Persian DNA so that it can talk like Meowth
     
    Unfortunately, Persian's voice wasn't exactly nice sounding, if you catch my drift. D:

    I alter Butterfree's DNA so that its eyes aren't so large.
     
    The eyes become so small, its almost blind, and it slices you to pieces with steel wing.

    I alter Unknown A's DNA so it becomes a dollar sign. Dont ask why.
     
    It is made fun of by its Unown friends, so it kidnaps you, takes you to its dimension and tortures you until you change it back.

    I alter Psyduck's DNA so it has teeth.
     
    It uses them to chew on you, your shoes, your bed, and anything else it sees, hears, or comes in contact with.

    I alter Kyogres DNA so all its moves are OHKO moves, and it cant attack me even if it wanted too.
     
    It actually caused a Tsunami that drowned your family and friends.

    I alter Tyranitar's DNA so that it becomes Godzilla
     
    You are so small to it that it doesn't notice you and squishes you.

    I alter Salamence's DNA so that its wings are razor sharp.
     
    Actually, It was sharp and heavy so when you're riding it, it fell into the center of the earth

    I alter Deoxys' DNA so that it transform into a MissingNo.
     
    It messes up all your mechanical things, scrapbooks, clothes, and life.

    I alter Scizor's DNA so its pincers are gold.
     
    it really likes mew so that it eats all mew in the world
    I alter Mr.Mime's data so that it turns into Mrs.Mime
     
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