Against my better judgement, I'm going to pet your weasel Kayleigh...it's just so cute...I mean look at those beady, red eyes, the chipped, bloodstained snarling teeth, the dirt-encrusted fur...c'mere little buddy! Uncle Kaga just wants to wuv you ta death!
*extends hand to weasel* That's a good weasel! Now come on! You can do i--
Kayleigh, your weasel seems to have clamped down on my hand...uhh, can you get him off or something? I'm...well...uh, I don't know how to put this, but I'm bleeding pretty badly and I might...well, you know...become somewhat desanguinated (if that's a word) or something if the weasel keeps doing this...and...uhh...that might be a little, well, you know, unpleasant...
Maybe if I pet him... *strokes the crazed weasel*
Oh blast, I think that just makes him bite down more...