Evolution - The Pokémon's Perspective

[FireSnow]

RAWWWWWWRRRRRRRR! I'm gonna run rampant over my opponents (see what i did there? I'm hilarious)

Roggenrola->Boldore

 

[Hikamaru]

Orange crystals... is this a source of power?

Misdreavus → Mismagius

 

[FireSnow]

Cool hat!

Beldum -> Metang

 

[Hikamaru]

Now I have real arms!

Glameow → Purugly

 

[Adam Levine]

"I need a diet."

Bonsly -> Sudowoodo

 

[FireSnow]

From shrub to tree! I'm moving up in this world!

Burmy -> Wormadam

 

[Hyzenthlay]

You won't believe how privileged I feel to have arms!
EDIT: FINALLY! Some decent moves!

Wartortle > Blastoise

 

[Hikamaru]

Aw yeah I have cannons!

Makuhita → Hariyama

 

[Adam Levine]

"Oh, yes! My muscles! (kisses his girth)"

Goomy -> Sliggoo

 

[FireSnow]

"My reign of terror has began its first step!"

Skorupi -> Drapion

 

[Hikamaru]

Why am I Dark-type?

Teddiursa → Ursaring

 

[Adam Levine]

"Bleh! I am now Dracula!"

Nosepass -> Probopass

 

[Hikamaru]

Big nose huh?

Shuppet → Banette

 

[Adam Levine]

"I suddenly remember being cheated on."

Natu -> Xatu

 

[Hikamaru]

I now look like a real bird.

Lickitung → Lickilicky

 

[Winter]

I foresaw this.

Eevee --> Vaporeon

 

[Hikamaru]

I love having a mermaid tail.

Sunkern → Sunflora

 

[Adam Levine]

"Oh my gosh! I have arms and legs!"

Pumpkaboo -> Gourgeist

 

[Hikamaru]

I have these weird pigtails... but I'm still spooky.

Bergmite → Avalugg

 

[Adam Levine]

"Why does the world look down on me???"

Herdier -> Stoutland