Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Proteun]

Fortunately, a helicopter picks Godzilla up and flies him around.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Unfortunately, there is no helicopter large enough to pick it up.

 

[Akiba]

Fortunately, by the syllogismic nature of this thread, anything said previously still occurs, and can not be overriden by a latter statement. Godzilla grows wings and flies by himself.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Unfortunately, the wings instantaneously combusts Godzilla into a pile of ash.

 

[Akiba]

Fortunately, that is the end of the Godzilla Arc.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Unfortunately, you combust into flames because you saw Godzilla combust into flames.

 

[Akiba]

Fortunately, I'm flameproof.

Also, let's get back to Bruce already. This dinosaur story has been pretty long.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Unfortunately, Bruce died while we were talking about the dinosaurs.

 

[Akiba]

Fortunately, common sense tells us that we should really quit the dinosaurs, because we've spent over half of the thread talking about dinosaurs.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Unfortunately, we start talking about potatoes.

 

[Akiba]

Fortunately, we start talking about potatoes.

Bruce was originally a potato farmer.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Unfortunately, he is no longer a potato farmer and he has become a potato.

I don't even know which Bruce we are taking about.

 

[Akiba]

Fortunately, we're talking about the past, so somewhere along the way, Bruce transformed from a potato to a trainer.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Unfortunately, he was a really bad trainer.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Fortunately, he got a lot better and became a pokemon master.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Unfortunately, he only became a Pokemon master in his dreams.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Fortunately, his dreams became a reality.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Unfortunately, the only dreams that became a reality involved the dinosaurs coming to life once again.

 

[Skystrike]

Fortunately, the dinosaurs die again. Forever.

no more dinosaurs

 

[☆Rei☆]

Unfortunately, we now have to deal with zombie dinosaurs. xD