Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Sub Phantom]

Fortunately Bruce is batman so he can fight them off

 

[☆Rei☆]

Fortunately, Bruce dies in the incident and now we can just stick to dinosaurs. (Even though a certain someone doesn't want us to talk about dinosaurs. xD)

 

[eeveemorph]

Unfortunately The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away. hai

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Fortunately, the Penguin became mayor of Gotham City.

 

[Trev]

Unfortunately, rising taxes incites the citizens of Gotham to riot and petition to have Penguin removed as mayor and beheaded.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Fortunately, the dinosaurs are back and slaughters everyone for their lunch money.

 

[Trev]

Unfortunately, the comet that killed them in past years released its newest comeback album, "Dead Dinos, the Anthropology Pt. II", while proceeding to murder said dinosaurs and their lunch money.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Fortunately, it wasn't a big hit on the dinosaurs.

 

[The Void]

Unfortunately it was in fact billions of small hits.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Fortunately, the hits weren't big enough to do any harm.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Unfortunately, they made the dinosaurs angry instead.

 

[Trev]

Fortunately, the dinosaurs went to counselling and worked out their anger issues, allowing them to solve problems without violence or devouring with whom they're fighting with.

 

[acatfrommars]

Unfortunately, the dinosaurs angered the counselors. "It's time for a barbecue!" the Counselor exclaimed.

 

[The Void]

Fortunately barbecue didn't taste very well to the counselor

 

[acatfrommars]

Unfortunately, the counselor gave the bbq to his dog he grew to the size of a dinosaur.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Fortunately, he fell over on the ground before he could do anything.

 

[The Void]

Unfortunately the ground was actually the skin of a dinosaur who started eating the counselor.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Fortunately, Godzilla emerges from a chair.

 

[Trev]

Unfortunately, someone was sitting on it.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Fortunately, you lied about someone sitting on the chair.