Fortunately, Unfortunately

[VisionofMilotic]

Fortunately he was Greek himself and understood every word!

 

[Roni]

Unfortunately he recently lost both his arms in a boating accident.

 

[Sorvete]

Fortunately, he can still read without his arms

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Unfortunately. he was so depressed about losing limbs that he didn't want to. So he tore up the cure, and went to live out his days on a deserted island.

 

[KantoPikachu]

Fortunately, the island was full of useful resources for him to make a satisfactory living there.

 

[Sorvete]

Unfortunately, the island was also full of rattlesnakes

 

[ElBurrito]

Fortunately, this species of rattlesnake is non-venomous and can be used as a substitute for maracas.

 

[Roni]

Unfortunately, he didn't know how to play maracas.

 

[Sorvete]

Fortunately, he had a lot of time to learn

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Unfortunately, he remembered he had no hands to shake maracas anymore.

 

[Roni]

Fortunately, he finds a way to fuse the maracas straight to his torso, becoming his new arms.

 

[faf]

Unfortunately, it ends up paralyzing him.

 

[Cid]

Fortunately, he had a Cheri Berry, so he was cured of his paralysis.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Unfortunately, a Rotom was going by and hit him with thunder wave just for fun, paralyzing him again.

 

[WizardOfOdd]

Fortunately, he is able to stand again

 

[budube]

Unfortunately, he runs into a banana peel and falls again

 

[WizardOfOdd]

Fortunately, he only suffers from minor injury

 

[budube]

Unfortunately that minor injury shocked him enough to make him pass out

 

[WizardOfOdd]

Fortunately, it's nothing harmful

 

[Aldo]

Unfortunately he'll never wake up again.