Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Squirtlenator]

fortunately, the time machine is not working

 

[ReKoil]

Unfortunately, a time machine repairman has been summoned.

 

[Squirtlenator]

fortunately, they were ill so repairs have been delayed

 

[ReKoil]

Unfortunately, an alternative time machine has been found.

 

[Squirtlenator]

fortunately, that one is missing the time core which is needed for time travel

 

[ReKoil]

Unfortunately, the first time machine has a working one!

 

[Squirtlenator]

fortunately, the parts are not transferable

 

[Megan]

Unfortunately, there were convertibles that made it possible to transfer them.

 

[ReKoil]

Fortunately, the required knowledge and skill to actually transfer them has been lost to the ages.

 

[Megan]

Unfortunately, there happened to be a manual nearby.

 

[ReKoil]

Fortunately, several Gundams arrived to stop the repairs (with explosions).

 

[Squirtlenator]

Unfortunately, the Gundams were an older model and the pilots had some issues piloting them...

 

[ReKoil]

Fortunately, some Storm Troopers were happy to teach them.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Unfortunately, the storm troopers spoke a direct language and the two could not converse

 

[ReKoil]

Fortunately, they called a translator and just had to wait for one to arrive.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Unfortunately, the vehicle transporting the translator was attacked and the translator taken try saying that 5 times quickly

 

[Starlight]

Fortunately, there was a universal translator built into the TARDIS that just appeared!

 

[Megan]

Unfortunately, it was not a universal translator, but rather a babel fish.

 

[ReKoil]

Fortunately, the babel fish translator actually got a few translations right! Just enough accuracy to make a nice curry hotpot.
What do you mean that wasn't what we were making?!

 

[Squirtlenator]

Unfortunately, a nice curry hotpot isn't going to help with the time machine issue we currently are facing