Poonawalla.
A name my friend was ashamed to have, lol. A very legitimate Indian last name, supposedly. That would be fine and all, except his last name wasn't originally Poonawalla. Supposedly, his dad picked a new last name when they immigrated. Anyways, my friend got teased for it all the time, the point where he just started using Prince to substitute for his surname. That amounted to nothing, because everyone just proceeded to call him 'Prince Poonawalla'.