Funny/Embarrassing Stories...

Kairi said:
Ahhh Kayleigh and her endless stories of embarrassment and clumsiness. *_*;
This isn't the same guy in the other story who you liked is it? o.o;
No... I had actually talked to the other one, lol. ^_^; This was just some guy that we saw and thought was cute. But we're not really crazy people, we're just girls... that get a lot of crushes. o_o Except for me; I only have one. The other girls are the crazy ones, honestly!


Flygon trainer said:
here's one of mine:

I was biking down the road, minding my own buisness, when suddenly this parked car comes out and hits my bike. deciding that this wasn't my day for biking, I decided to walk the dog. then, the same parked car hit me again! I this time went around the car, and walked around the block. them, WHAM! the same parked car, still after me... I finally gave up and went home, but when I was walking into my grandma's driveway, I was attacked by grandma's parked car... then, I was attacked by my gameboy advance, it fell from the sky and hit me in the head! thusly, I named that day, attacking inatimate objects day
Whoa, talk about coincidences. Was that on Friday the 13th or something? XD J/K

And I've got another one! *gets pelted with tomatoes* Well, it's sort of funny... O_o

A few years ago I went on a cruise with my mom, grandmother, and aunt. It went from Los Angeles through parts of Mexico, and then back. Well, while we were in a town, (Mazaatlan, I think?) we decided to get some sombreros as souveniers. I picked out a cute one, while my mom got my brother one. When we met up with my aunt she was wearing this HUGE, and I mean HUGE sombrero! It had to atleast have been 4-5 feet in width. She wore it all around town, back to the cruise ship, etc. XD It was embarrassing, but it looked funny too.
 
Kayleigh said:
A few years ago I went on a cruise with my mom, grandmother, and aunt. It went from Los Angeles through parts of Mexico, and then back. Well, while we were in a town, (Mazaatlan, I think?) we decided to get some sombreros as souveniers. I picked out a cute one, while my mom got my brother one. When we met up with my aunt she was wearing this HUGE, and I mean HUGE sombrero! It had to atleast have been 4-5 feet in width. She wore it all around town, back to the cruise ship, etc. XD It was embarrassing, but it looked funny too.

Ahhh, sounds like Abraham Lincoln's hat. :P

One time, I was getting ice to put in my soda. We were having a party at my aunt's house. I dropped an ice on the floor and my cousin slipped over it a landed flat on his butt on an air-inflated wading pool for babies. Then when we had to leave, he couldn't sit on the car seat because his pants were all wet.
 
Those are really funny! Now, I have a few more to share.....from Disney!

So, chronologically speaking.....

DAY 1: MGM Studios (My first actual rollercoaster!)
The first funny thing that happened to us, was when we rode on the Tower of Terror. My dad and I were pros since we already went on it, but my sister was a little nervous hehe....
We all exchanged our silly little comments, ('we' being my older sister and dad. My mom and little sister didn't want to go on for obvious reasons)
until it was our turn to go on.
It was....uh....a little different to say the least!
The funny part was the picture. My dad was doing his regular laughing pose (pretty much the same thing he did in the pic we got 7 years ago) my sister was sticking her tongue out, (which she didn't mean to hehe) and I was......pointing...
*takes out wallet and looks at photo*
....to the left.
I was trying to wave outside, but it got me at a bad time. Oh well! Hehe...

Next was on Rockin' Rollercoaster. (which consisted of only my sister and myself)
I have no idea why I was feeling so daring at the moment....especially since it was a......*gulps*
rollercoaster I was going on.
I was fine until one of the speakers said something about "upside down".
Since it was starring Aerosmith, it was talking about music, but I sorta knew we were going to go upside down after that...
Next, you get to see everyone on the ride rocket off. I was feeling a little anxious already, but once I saw one of the limos go from 0 to 60 in about 2 seconds.......I was left twitching.

......suprisingly enough, after all that nonsense, it turned out to be my favorite ride!

....well, day 1 wasn't all too much. We saw Fantasmic, which was really cool, but we didn't stay long. Day 2 and 3 are much better hehe...
 
Congrats on your first real rolelrcoaster! I love 'em too! I can't wait to ride the rockin' rollercoaster when I go in August! I used to be scared of them until my dad forced me to go on the Great White in New Jersey. That was my first real coaster... I wasn't so sure I wanted to ride either. But he said I'd be fine so I went with him. And it became my favorite ride there! My first real upside rollercoaster was a little different story... it happened at Six Flags in New Jersey... hmm New Jersey again? I never noticed that before... well anyway! I wasn't with my family for support on this trip, it was with girl scouts and this was one of the only fun moments on that trip. So a bunch of us girls that weren't terrified got in line. Of course I hadn't been on one before but some of the others were really scared! I got stuck next to my friend that the entire way up the first big hill kept repeating, "think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts..." Guess how that made me feel! But once we got off... we went again! It was great. You never know until you try!
 
Okay today i visited my friend (my only freind left) and get this she is starting her own fasion statement...i thought o...k... cant be that bad but as i waited for her to change she walked out in her underwear (boxers) and a t shirt i was like OMG!!
she thinks it is so hilarious to be seen like that....talk about embarassing(sp)
 
Wow, so I guess I'm not alone! I'm glad I finally went on a rollercoaster. I may be a daredevil guy yet!
Hehe...

Here's some more!

DAY 2: EPCOT A.K.A "Every Person Comes Out Tired"
Actually it means something else, but the guy on the Tram we took old us that just for kicks.

Has anyone ever been on Mission: Space? I had a funny experience.....mostly just because of my sister's and my own silliness.
My whole family went on this, but only my sisters went on the same ship as me (my mom and dad went on another one because there can only be 4 in each ship).
Somehow, we convinced my 6 year old sister to go on it with us. We had to comfort her a lot though.
Ok, in the ride, each of us got a specific task.
Some kid who went with us got the Navigator, who helps plot the direction we have to go.
My litttle sister got the Commandor position, who takes care of a lot of the major things.....and she did a good job!
I got the Pilot, who gets to raise shields and such. (It was actually the best one!)
The funny part was my older sister, who got the Engineer.
She was pretty excited....until she heard her duty...
"start hyper sleep"
.....that was basically all she did hehe...

We joked around on the ride a lot, and even got the kid with us to laugh.
When I saw the earth in screen, I exclaimed, "I can see my house from here!"
....yup! That's me!

Alright, this next one is an actual story.....

My sister and I were walking over to Test Track, when something rather unusual happened.
I was looking around, and I say this guy with wierd hair (clowns hair almost) sitting on one of the curbs, with his head on his hands. I suppose he was depressed. Well, being my jumpy self, when I saw a bird on the corner approaching a pile of food, I exclaimed "Bird!". The bird flew away, as expected, but then the guy gave me one of the queerest looks I have ever seen. I scurried back to my sister after that, who didn't see a thing. I guess the guy was trying to get the bird to come to him. It was his only source of happiness kinda hehe....
*sweatdrops*
That was an awkward situation hehe....
 
100marios said:
Wow, so I guess I'm not alone! I'm glad I finally went on a rollercoaster. I may be a daredevil guy yet!
Hehe...

Here's some more!

DAY 2: EPCOT A.K.A "Every Person Comes Out Tired"
Actually it means something else, but the guy on the Tram we took old us that just for kicks.

Has anyone ever been on Mission: Space? I had a funny experience.....mostly just because of my sister's and my own silliness.
My whole family went on this, but only my sisters went on the same ship as me (my mom and dad went on another one because there can only be 4 in each ship).
Somehow, we convinced my 6 year old sister to go on it with us. We had to comfort her a lot though.
Ok, in the ride, each of us got a specific task.
Some kid who went with us got the Navigator, who helps plot the direction we have to go.
My litttle sister got the Commandor position, who takes care of a lot of the major things.....and she did a good job!
I got the Pilot, who gets to raise shields and such. (It was actually the best one!)
The funny part was my older sister, who got the Engineer.
She was pretty excited....until she heard her duty...
"start hyper sleep"
.....that was basically all she did hehe...

We joked around on the ride a lot, and even got the kid with us to laugh.
When I saw the earth in screen, I exclaimed, "I can see my house from here!"
....yup! That's me!

Alright, this next one is an actual story.....

My sister and I were walking over to Test Track, when something rather unusual happened.
I was looking around, and I say this guy with wierd hair (clowns hair almost) sitting on one of the curbs, with his head on his hands. I suppose he was depressed. Well, being my jumpy self, when I saw a bird on the corner approaching a pile of food, I exclaimed "Bird!". The bird flew away, as expected, but then the guy gave me one of the queerest looks I have ever seen. I scurried back to my sister after that, who didn't see a thing. I guess the guy was trying to get the bird to come to him. It was his only source of happiness kinda hehe....
*sweatdrops*
That was an awkward situation hehe....
Wow, that bird story's funny, Jordan, lol. That's probably something I would do...^_^; We would have ducks come to the patio outside of our hotel room and they'd bang the sliding door with their beaks--I used to laugh so hard, lol. ^_^;; Yeah, I'm amused by birds. *cough* The thing that amused me even more was when you used the word "queerest," LOL. I never pictured you using that word EVER. *claps* Bravo, now I'm glad you have some zest in your vocabulary! Woo! Hmm, I'm sure I have a funny Universal Studios story. Well, not for me. -__- I think it was actually at Islands of Adventure. We went to the Curious George section with my friend and her little brother. Now every few minutes or so there's this massive bucket of water that fills up and there's this ring that alerts you that it's gonna spill. So my friend and I go up to this balcony thing where the bucket is and there's this button you press to make it spill right then and there. My friend pushes the button--and little did we know the bucket would LEAN OUR WAY and dump it on US. We were absolutely drenched and saturated for hours...I wanted to die, lol...except it was warm so it cooled us off, anyway. Ohwell, there are plenty of water rides that do that to you without the bucket...^_^; Meh.
 
Lol, I have another story that involves water...

My grandparents own a lakehouse. They're currently living in it while their new house is being built. (As some of you know, their old one burned.)

Anyways, it was a summer day, and the water had risen up to the point of coming up onto the grass in their yard, due to so much rain. They have two boats, and two jet skis, which we ride quite often when the weather is nice. Well, my grandarents were both sitting in their kitchen, which has huge windows and sliding glass doors so that you can see out and look at the water, etc. My grandfather was staring out, when he said, 'Oh... Look at that jet ski out there...' in a very calm voice. There was one floating out in the water towards the main part of the lake, with nobody on it. It wasn't tied to anything. My grandmother glanced out and nodded, replying with, 'Oh, wow...' They paused for a moment, and then my grandfather shouted 'THAT'S OURS!'
So it turned out that one of their jet skis had slid off of the rail that held it, because the water was so high up. It was just funny how it took them so long to realise that it was theirs. XD Anyways, they did get it out by riding their other jet ski and pulling it back in. (This also happened to their boats too, at the same time. o_o LOL.)

Another funny story would be with those sliding glass doors. My grandmother walks into them a lot, and so she taped big white 'X's on the doors so that she'll be reminded that there's a door there when she goes outside. XD
 
100marios said:
Rollercoaster. (which consisted of only my sister and myself)
I have no idea why I was feeling so daring at the moment....especially since it was a......*gulps*
rollercoaster I was going on.
I was fine until one of the speakers said something about "upside down".
Since it was starring Aerosmith, it was talking about music, but I sorta knew we were going to go upside down after that...
Next, you get to see everyone on the ride rocket off. I was feeling a little anxious already, but once I saw one of the limos go from 0 to 60 in about 2 seconds.......I was left twitching.

......suprisingly enough, after all that nonsense, it turned out to be my favorite ride!

....well, day 1 wasn't all too much. We saw Fantasmic, which was really cool, but we didn't stay long. Day 2 and 3 are much better hehe...

I was gonna go to the same roller coaster but it really suprised me when it got so fast all of a sudden. It counts down from 3 and then it just goes about 100Mph. :P

My first roller coaster was Kraken in Sea World. I read the brochure about it and it says that it is the highest roller coaster in Florida. I got the picture and it shows my dad's head looking down closing his eyes. Guess after that experience I'm all ready for other roller coasters. I also went to the Superman one in Six Flags. It looked really scare since you had to sit horizontally. But it was cool.
 
Rollercoasters are fun! Everyone is afraid and then after they go on one it becomes their favorite ride... usually. My friend hated upside-down rollercoaster. I'm not sure if she liked them at all really but I know she didn't like upside down ones. But when we went to Busch Gardens in NJ she was forced to go on the Alpengeist by one of my other friends... then after she loved it! But unfortunatly I wasn't there to see her go on. I was with someone else at the time.

Six Flags New England is pretty boring... maybe it's cuz I had season passes the first 3 years it was open (6th-8th grade) It gets dull after awhile. But when I went in 8th grade with my class Beverly Mitchell (from 7th Heaven) was there. My friend was obsessed with the show at the time, so when she found out she was there she started freaking out! She was really hyper and we kept kicking her to make her calm down. We were the 1st ones from our school in line for her autograph... I really didn't care but my friend made us all get in line with her. I honestly don't know where it is now... but after we got in line almost my entire class followed us into the line. Then it rained so everyone needed to find someone with a backpack with them to store their signed pictures... I really don't know why I brought that story up but oh well!
 
Oh! I've been to the Curious George attraction before! Whenever an attraction involves hitting someone else, everyone seems to aim for me, including kids I don't know hehe.....

Queerest? Yes, doesn't it sound devon aire? Hehe.....
How did ya like that word?

That sounds like something that would be in a movie hehe....
Sliding doors? My house is a lot like that too! We have a lake in back, but instead of the water level rising, its lowering, because there is so little rain.
So much for Spring! The seasons are always messed up here in Florida!

I actually have a story where I ran into one of those glass doors. I've said it on another thread, but I don't know if you guys heard. It didn't tickle, let me tell you that! Hehe.

Yeah! That's why I was so stunned. It looked decent enough.....until it blasted off.
My heart was pounding after that hehe...
And when they started counting down, ugh! I hated that part! Oh the anxiety!

The Rockin' Rollercoaster goes upisde down, but not in a loop. It does it while twisting. In fact, it's hardly even noticable.

Beverly Mitchell!? 7th Heaven!? My mom loves that show! It's almost like an American soap opera hehe...
It does have some really good points to it though. It places the characters into real life situations, such as drinking, smoking, family problems, what not. It also shows the power of family and companionship. My mom really doesn't watch it all too much anymore though. She says that it has gotten a bit too crazy.
........ok, that's enough about 7th Heaven hehe...

Six Flags is boring? Wow, perhaps it's just that one. Isn't it filled with roller coasters of all sorts?
 
Wow you wrote a lot! LOL. But anyways... I don't watch 7th Heaven anymore either... I used to but now I'm just not home at that time. Plus once my friend got obsessed with it I started not liking it anymore!

Yeah, our Six Flags is boring... after going every weekend over the summer for 3 straight years... it gets boring! It's fairly new it opened summer of 2000, so it's still pretty small. There aren't many rollercoasters there... I've been on all of them so many times it's just not a thrill anymore. But yeah... maybe it's just my Six Flags... well it's not mine but you know what I mean!
 
The one here is really fun... Especially if you go on 'Homeschool Day', which is a special day for homeschoolers and their guests to go. ^_^ The first time we went it was wonderful; there were hardly any lines. (I walked straight up to where you get onto the Batman ride. There were only like 12 people in different lines!) But after a few years, more and more people have heard about it and so it's pretty crowded.

As for the rollercoasters, yep, there are a lot! Like the Superman, Batman, Mr. Freeze, Texas Giant, etc.
 
I did?
*says sarcastically*
Oh, I didn't notice! Hehe....

I used to watch the show a little too, but I wasn't into it like I am with pokemon.

Hmm, anyone would get bored if they rode on an attraction that many times! Makes me wonder where people who work at Disney go for vacation hehe...
...your Six Flags? Where's the deed!? Huh?
...just kidding! Hehe....

'Homeschool Day'?
Gosh, I never thought there would be an event like that. I'm sure you're happy about that though!
I've never been to Six Flags, many because there are a lot of roller coasters....but I am willing to go now!
Is it a lot like Busch Gardens? That place has tons of roller coasters!
 
100marios said:
Homeschool Day'?
Gosh, I never thought there would be an event like that. I'm sure you're happy about that though!
I've never been to Six Flags, many because there are a lot of roller coasters....but I am willing to go now!
Is it a lot like Busch Gardens? That place has tons of roller coasters!

Island of Adventure also has plenty.
The one in New Jersey is good. There's a lot of things there but the bad part is that there are also a lot of people. I have to wait 2 hours just to go to Superman's Ultimate Flight.
 
Well each Six Flags is different I guess. I've only been to two. New England and Great Adventure in NJ. New England's is boring now and the one in NJ was with girl scouts so that wasn't fun!

Last night I did something really stupid. I was bored so I decided to clean out my desk drawer for some reason. I told you I was bored! So I took out all the oencils and started sharpening them and then putting them into my pencil box all nice and neat. All was going fine until... all of a sudden I hear a SPLASH! Yeah, a splash! I looked up and saw a tall cup of orange juice spilled all over the place. Most of it went into the empty drawer and the pencil box. It made everything all sticky and gross. It was really hard to clean it inside the drawer. I still don't know how I knocked it over. From now on I'm going to try not drinking anything but water in my room!
 
snowangel3181988 said:
Well each Six Flags is different I guess. I've only been to two. New England and Great Adventure in NJ. New England's is boring now and the one in NJ was with girl scouts so that wasn't fun!

Last night I did something really stupid. I was bored so I decided to clean out my desk drawer for some reason. I told you I was bored! So I took out all the oencils and started sharpening them and then putting them into my pencil box all nice and neat. All was going fine until... all of a sudden I hear a SPLASH! Yeah, a splash! I looked up and saw a tall cup of orange juice spilled all over the place. Most of it went into the empty drawer and the pencil box. It made everything all sticky and gross. It was really hard to clean it inside the drawer. I still don't know how I knocked it over. From now on I'm going to try not drinking anything but water in my room!
Hmm, those kind of things seem to happen to me too.
Do I ever learn!?
Well, not really hehe....

Now that I'm starting to overcome my fear of roller coasters, I'm wondering if we'll ever go to Six Flags. My little sister probably wouldn't have a good time there though...
 
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