Game: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

[ReKoil]

To wash all our sorrows away.... so do not reject the rain... embrace it!

Why are there so many different languages in this world?

 

[Lavender]

Because it would be to OP if we could all communicate with each other!

Why Does it have to be night?

 

[Megan]

Because the sun needs a break, too!

 

[ReKoil]

To make you appreciate the light more!
going with the night one too apparently.

Why do we need to consume food?

 

[Lavender]

Because food Is evil, and we need to stop them by eating them!

Why is water wet?

 

[Megan]

It actually isn't. It's just good at fooling people into believing it is wet.

How many E-Mails do you have in your inbox?

 

[ReKoil]

Too many as I don't delete nearly enough of them after never reading them!

Why is Gamora?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Because I am Batman!

Why am I wasting my time here trying to think of a stupid question to ask ?

 

[Lavender]

Probably because you have free will.

if you're flying through the desert, and your boat gets a flat tire, what should you have in your pockets?

 

[ReKoil]

A bowl of water and a cat toy so you can coerce Bastet into helping you!

How many Light bulbs do you need to light up a doghouse?

 

[Lavender]

I don't know, ask the dog!

Why do letters exist?

 

[Megan]

So people can make up overly complicated language rules designed to give you bad grades in school!

Why is work so much work?

 

[ReKoil]

It's all a ruse to make people forget free time exists!

How do you turn on the microwave ?

 

[Lavender]

My buddy Xurkitree probably knows, you should ask him!

Why does music sound nice?

 

[Mahian23]

It's because Murphy's law doesn't apply to Music!

Why should people learn to dance to become a professional dancer?

 

[AMP017]

Because dancing professionally is more formal than dancing unprofessionally.

How did humans figure out what cow milk tastes like?

 

[ReKoil]

It all happened centuries ago. A farmer got thirsty and didn't feel like walking all the way to the well. The farmer looked at one of their cows and saw it's calves drinking it's milk. The farmer walked over and patiently waited their turn and then also drank the milk. It started quite the trend!

Why do we wash our hands?

 

[Lavender]

Because you don't want your hands to dry out, so you have to water them regularly!

Why are chickens edible?

 

[Mahian23]

Because, If they aren't edible, They will increase in population, will live long and upon gaining knowledge about other chicks, they will become intelligent and take over the world with their knowledge while humans hunt for female chicks!

Why do we need write a big paragraph to obtain a few marks in exam!

 

[ReKoil]

Because the longer your answer is on an exam, the more chance you have of writing something that will win over the examiner and stop them from failing you =D

Why do people pick their noses ?