Game: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

[Lavender]

People don't pick their own noses, they get a random one when they are born!

Why are we able to talk?

 

[Megan]

Because speeches would be pretty boring without talking.

Why is the weekend already over?

 

[ReKoil]

Because you forgot to extend it! =\

If a Glaceon falls, from high up, in an icy tundra with nobody around to hear it curse and mutter, does it make a sound? 😇

 

[Lavender]

Yes, The snow would hear it!

What happens when you drink the ocean?

 

[Megan]

You'd reach your daily quota in plastics very quickly!

Why is there straw?

 

[ReKoil]

Because Luffy needed a hat! =D

Why do we no longer wear plate armor?

 

[Lavender]

Because we have bowl armor!

Why do we farm animals?

 

[Megan]

Because it's hard to keep them in glasses.

Why did this question run away?

 

[ReKoil]

You didn't type it fast enough so it grew impatient and ran away!

Why do we sit on chairs?

 

[Lavender]

Because the chairs probably deserve it!

Why does the moon have craters?

 

[Megan]

It's from the missiles the Earth once launched during the great intergalactic war between Earth and Moon!

Why does that yellow look so green?

 

[ReKoil]

It's feeling rather nauseous.

Is the cake a lie?

 

[Lavender]

Maybe you should eat it to find out!

Who fused a duck and a beaver to make a platypus?

 

[Megan]

I did! :D

Why do square tires not work properly?

 

[ReKoil]

Because they attach them to the car the wrong way!

How do you get a good night's rest?

 

[Lavender]

By sleeping!

How does the sun get powered?

 

[Megan]

By the believe in Santa Clause.
Nobody will get the reference ^^"

What is the last food you ate?

 

[ReKoil]

Some nice memes.

Where do you buy food?

 

[Lavender]

At the hardware store!

Why does it rain?

 

[Devalue]

Haughty aliens. Spits on all those beneath them.

On what day is the Sunday paper delivered?