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Monday, as it's printed on Sunday =D
How do clocks work ?
How do clocks work ?
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Poor Dialga has to constantly turn the clock's hands!
Why does night have to come so fast?
Why does night have to come so fast?
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Because you're stuck on the wrong Pole!
What did you write down on that piece of paper?
What did you write down on that piece of paper?
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Paper.
As in, the word 'paper'.
Why do people throw away trash in nature instead of garbage bins?
As in, the word 'paper'.
Why do people throw away trash in nature instead of garbage bins?
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Probably because the bins look too much like animals.
How do you build a time machine?
How do you build a time machine?
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You watch the move "time machine" often enough until you get an epiphany.
Why is this game so boring?
Why is this game so boring?
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Because you paused it hours ago!
How do you know if your house is haunted?
How do you know if your house is haunted?
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Try asking a ghost!
Why does getting unlucky exist?
Why does getting unlucky exist?
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Because in order for somebody to be lucky, someone else needs to be unlucky, of course! :P
How do you get so much mail?
How do you get so much mail?
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Perhaps we'll never know.🤷
How did I get lucky and unlucky at the same time?
How did I get lucky and unlucky at the same time?
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That's just the duality of nature at work.
How do you change a light bulb?
How do you change a light bulb?
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You spin the house while holding the bulb until it comes out. And for the new one you just do the same in reverse.
Why's there a river in your room?
Why's there a river in your room?
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Rents out the room sometimes. Jacks up the rate by advertising it as "close to the water". Sounds more posh.
Why does that Exit sign point to the main entrance?
Why does that Exit sign point to the main entrance?
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Because the sign wanted to exit the building through the entrance, but was stopped by someone to avoid creating a Paradox!
How many cakes do you need to put in a pan to create pancakes?
How many cakes do you need to put in a pan to create pancakes?
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One! you just squish it down!
Why does dialga make time go slow when i'm excited for something?
Why does dialga make time go slow when i'm excited for something?
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So you can enjoy the excitement for longer! :D
Why are you beating a dead horse?
Why are you beating a dead horse?
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It's a part of the necromancy ritual!
Horse-chan shall walk the earth once more! and start looking for some nice tasty humans 😈
Is the Earth shaped like a Rubik's cube or a traffic cone ?
Horse-chan shall walk the earth once more! and start looking for some nice tasty humans 😈
Is the Earth shaped like a Rubik's cube or a traffic cone ?
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It's clearly shaped like a carrot!
Who invented colors?
Who invented colors?
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They're not holes, they're bites when people eat them. It's just that they are small bites from from smaller people.
How come I have never seen a Cheshire cat before? I have seen Siamese, Russian Blue, Ragdolls, Maine Coons, Norwegian Forest cats, Persians, Scottish Folds, Japanese Bobtail, Savanah, but why don't people get Cheshires?
How come I have never seen a Cheshire cat before? I have seen Siamese, Russian Blue, Ragdolls, Maine Coons, Norwegian Forest cats, Persians, Scottish Folds, Japanese Bobtail, Savanah, but why don't people get Cheshires?