Generate your Pokemon Life!

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Spinda- Great start, I'm gonna be full on drunk. XD
2. Your Pokemon Parent: Pidgey- Yeahh, I'd say on a scale of 1 to 10, I'm pretty screwed.
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend: Cloyster- Oh god, no.
4. Your Rival: Combusken- Tell my family that I love them.
5. Your Best Friend: Monferno- Please tell me you're not violent. :[
6. Your Pet: Machoke- WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS

R.I.P.
 
1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Murkrow- I fly.
2. Your Pokemon Parent: Solosis- So....
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend: Swirlix- Might be stronger than me, but candy floss is cool.
4. Your Rival: Kadabra- Must be jealous that I can fly.
5. Your Best Friend: Yveltal - I really know how to make friends.
6. Your Pet: Medicham - I wonder how I tamed it (insert sarcasm here).
 
Gonna go again, but a bunch of times:

1. Azelf: Among the best of Gen IV. Also an awesome Psychic.
2. Exeggcute: Sense is a thing this fails to make...
3. Oshawott: How exactly does this work
4. Munna: Duel of the Psychics? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
5. Torchic: At least you can burn stuff.
6. Escavalier: My pets are always more awesome than I.

And again:

1. Tyrantrum: I am the Tyrant Lizard King!
2. Clefairy: Why are my parents so illogical even by Pokemon standards
3. Chandelure: Thank you Rock/Dragon types to give me 4x resistance to this...
4. Beartic: Guess we're too awesome to not fight.
5. Wobbuffet: I have the coolest friends.
6. Combusken: This is a nice turn of events.

Once again:

1. Joltik: I WILL EAT YOUR SOCKS
2. Frillish: Lolwut
3. Dratini: Yay we're both small :D
4. Xerneas: I'm dooooooooooooooooooooooomed! At least you're an awesome enemy.
5. Slakoth: Get off my couch you freeloader
6. Pachirisu: NO. THOSE ARE MY SOCKS TO EAT.

MOAR:

1. Spoink: Stay away from my gem qq
2. Piloswine: This makes even less sense
3. Rotom: ow
4. Ekans: I'm stronger than you!
5. Aggron: I have the coolest friends.
6. Barbaracle: He followed me home.

EVEN MOAAAAAAR:

1. Gengar: Kekekekeke....
2. Torkoal: Ugueguegue????
3. Delibird: wat
4. Whirlipede: Poison vs Poison.
5. Conkeldurr: Defeat means friendship.
6. Deoxys: ...How in the name of Arceus did I make this thing my pet..?

One more time for luck:

1. Kyurem: I AM KYUREM, EATER OF HUMANS.
2. Slurpluff: What is this I don't even
3. Nidoqueen: At least it works.
4. Sandshrew: AHA, FOOLISH MORTAL, YOU ARE WEAK TO ICE
5. Ninjask: Wise mortal.
6. Ampharos: I need electricity to power my mansion.
 
1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Tyranitar Mega. Cool.
2. Your Pokemon Parent: Accelgor, well i don't know what to say.
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend: Elgyem. Sorry.
4. Your Rival: Stantler. It is the mean jealously.
5. Your Best Friend: Quilava. Must be afraid of me.
6. Your Pet: Kecleon. Where must he be hiding.
 
1. Minccino - Well I guess it's kinda cool
2. Yanma - lolwut
3. Heatmor - Now there's gonna be some sexy Heatmor on Minccino action going on.
4. Sylveon - WHY MUST WE BE RIVALS CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?
5. Wailmer - Looks like a cool dude.
6. Murkrow - No problem with that.

WELL IMA DO IT AGAIN

1. Graveler - EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
2. Woobat - EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
3. Grumpig - EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
4. Magnezone - Oh, so my RIVAL gets to be cool but I'm stuck as a fat nasty Graveler.
5. Omanyte - Pretty cool looking guy.
6. Psyduck - I've always wanted a pet duck

IMA DO IT YET AGAIN

1. Gastly - I better be able to evolve
2. Pancham - I guess that's pretty cool
3. Deino - a blind girlfriend. woo.
4. Basculin - Hahaha, looks like my rival is the ugly one now!
5. Lickytung - OMG A FRIEND LICKYTUNG WOULD BE SOOO COOL!
6. Raticare - Ewww a rat.

IMMA DO IT ONE LAST TIME

1. Omanyte - Hey, not too shabby
2. Slaking - Yeah, how about no.
3. Skuntank - OH GOD JEEZUS WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYY
4. Chamander - Rival Charmander. Seems fitting since I hate charmander.
5. Arcanine - HELLTOTHEYEAH!
6. Meloetta (Pirouette Forme) - I guess that's sorta cool

KAY I LIED ONE MORE

1. Poliwrath - Not one of my favorites, but kinda cool
2. Rhydon - AWESOME.
3. Monferno - I could see this working out pretty well.
4. Regigigas - lol slow rival
5. Flabebe - Probably a cool but shy friend
6. Cinccino - Kewl pet mowse.
 
"It's Life Regeneration Time!"

Spoiler:



1. Pokemon I"ll be: Mr. Mime - really? well I guess being psychic isn't so bad [if Im going to be psychic I wished the generator had given me my favorite psychic instead (that being Espurr/Meowstic)] - I may enjoy it or hate it, depending on who my parents are and who my friends and rival are

2. PokeParents: Audino - well I won't complain, could be worst, at least my mother is cute and nice, I'm positive my father is also a Mr. Mime (otherwise it will be disturbing). I won't worry about being hurt for long - my mother is nurse assistant too

3. PokeGirlFriend: Amaura, my girlfriend is much taller than I am, I don't mind being short, at least she looks gentle

4. PokeRival: Hitmontop, what can I say about him, other than [laughing sarcastically] - not even a challenge, that rival will need some backup

5. PokeFriend: Skiploom, I'm certain that it's an old friend of my girlfriend.

6. PokePet: Vulpix, such a cute pet, I"m certain my girlfriend picked it out (otherwise I would go for Patrat or Purrloin), either way good choice. Fire Stones aren't welcome in our home.
 
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I'm going to regenerate like The Doctor.

Kricketune: Heck yeah, an awesome bug.
Articuno: Holy crap my parents are epic. How am I not an Articuno?
Scolipede: Hopefully this won't end badly.
Bellossom: You messed with the wrong bug.
Scyther: Slashy bugs yay :D
Alakazam: 5,000 IQ and a bug owns you...

Poof, back again:

Spiritomb: Nanana can't touch dis
Marowak: I guess they're the ghost Marowak.
Croconaw: Don't eat my base :L
Registeel: Special Attack :P
Kirlia: She tried to attack me but failed epically :L
Honchkrow: Now I can fly like a... crow?

Perhaps you'd like... another?

Rayquaza: What's weather?
Alakazam: I'm in yo base eatin you food
Abra: I've infiltrated their camp...
Lumineon: Problem, Rain Dance?
Poliwhirl: I guess not.
Zoroark: My pet is a fox.

Prepare to meet your.... density!

Sentret: This'll end badly for me. No doubt.
Gastly: Remind me, what's your egg group?
Mightyena: I am not food :L
Goodra: OH MY ARCEUS SOMEONE USE ICE BEAM
Giratina: I said Arceus not Giratina, but eh. You're a dragon, right?
Chatot: I have a parrot.

(Insert another Doctor Who reference here)

Mothim: At least I'm a cool bug.
Heatran: I need a suit.
Ludicolo: TACO DUCK
Petilil: Pfft.
Yvetal: *spits out coffee* How am I drinking coffee???
Sandslash: Nanana can't- oh wait I already used this joke.

I'm out of puns, although this is really really fun. (Hey that rhymes!)

Sliggoo: Slug of the dragons.
Mismagius: ...okay?
Patrat: NOPE *jumps out window*
Deino: I'm an evolved dragon. You're not.
Petilil: Again?
Girafarig: I have a palindromic pet.

Should I stop?

Sawk: I am a mixed martial artist.
Xatu: I guess martial arts skips a generation.
Wailord: o.O
Carracosta: Water/Rock type? Really?
Donphan: I'll protect ya.
Sandile: You were in my yard.

I'll stop after this, this post is getting looooooooooooooooooong.

Snorlax: I need a new couch.
Throh: Yep, martial arts skips a generation.
Salamence: This is awkward.
Scatterbug: I sit on you.
Shuckle: We're both defensive :D
Beartic: I have so much blubber. Or whatever.

You still here?

Mewtwo: What in the name of...
Xerneas: You're not Mew.
Deerling: I'll show mercy to you, non-legendary.
Dustox: You, not so much.
Totodile: Are you related to Gatorface?
Basculin: My pet fish is awesome.

Now I'm done.
 
Spoiler:


1)Regigigas -- I'm okay with being a legendary pokémon that can move continents and sleep whenever he wants.


2)Mamoswine -- Uh... Okay, I guess that is... okay...


3)Chinchou -- Chinchous are adorable, this is okay!


4)Eelektrik -- Bring it on, mate! I'll show you what-for when I take this rivalry to the land!


5)Kakuna -- Well, I guess it would be hard to get him to come out of his shell...


6)Gurdurr -- This is my pet?!
 
1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Gliscor. I believe i can glide (insert horrible singing)
2. Your Pokemon Parent: Wartortle. Guess they found me with a broken wing and took me in.
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend: Machoke. Creepy.
4. Your Rival: Klefki. Enough said. (Stop shaking those keys).
5. Your Best Friend: Azelf. My courage lies within him.
6. Your Pet: Vivillon. Who says butterflies aren't cool.
 
1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Magcargo
2. Your Pokemon Parents: Staryu
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend: Ambipom
4. Your Rival: Chinchou
5. Your Best Friend: Cobalion
6. Your Pet: Meloetta
 
Another day, another life~ :3

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow
A...Froakie? I don't like who I am... :(

2. Your Pokemon Parents
Mesprit. They're always meditating and all that boring stuff...

3. Your Girl/Boy Friend
Virizion. At least she loves me for who I am. :3

4. Your Rival
Kyurem... Ah...poop...

5. Your Best Friend
Avalugg. Yeah, he helped me that one time when Kyurem bullied me. :3

6. Your Pet
Marill. Sometimes, Virizion is being suspicious... o.o
 
1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow:Helioptile, Awesome, Heliolisk is on my Pokemon X team and has an awesome moveset
2. Your Pokemon Parents: Metagross. Okay
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend: Carracosta. Again, okay.
4. Your Rival: Sandslash. He must've kicked my butt all the time. (Insert generic smart comment.)
5. Your Best Friend: Dewgong. Thanks for having my back against Sandslash.
6. Your Pet: Mega Medicham. Why is he a mega evolution.
 
Another day, another new life~ :3

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow
Cacnea... =/ At least I'm wearing my favorite color?

2. Your Pokemon Parents
Clefairy. Ah, such wonderful childhood moments until they got hit by a falling Moon Stone. ;_;

3. Your Girl/Boy Friend
Pidgeot. Yeah, I am in constant fear of going to her bad side. >.> Other than that, she always satisfies my fantasy of flying. :3

4. Your Rival
Butterfree. Yeah, met this dude back in that desert, chasing after me to drink my insides. >.> The jerk.

5. Your Best Friend
Miltank. She and my gf don't always go along well though, and I really don't know why. Girls are mysterious beings, I tell ya. o.o

6. Your Pet
Tirtouga. Pet turtles are cute. :3
 
1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Gorebyss - a violent, pink tropical fish. Sure!
2. Your Pokemon Parents: Luxio - Yeah! Though I have no idea how they raised me.
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend: Accelgor - Ninja girl, pretty cool!
4. Your Rival: Porygon - What an odd rival. I guess it won't let me access Internet... NOOOO!
5. Your Best Friend: Hoppip - Hey, little buddy!
6. Your Pet: Dialga - Best pet ever! If that annoying Porygon does something, Dialga can take care of it and even reset things.
 
1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Mudkip - Is this... coincidence?
2. Your Pokemon Parents: Swampert - Ummmmm.... Coincidence again?
3. Your Girlfriend: Zoroark - She will make nights interesting...
4. Your Rival: Magikarp - What? Well, at least he wont be a problem...
5. Your Best Friend: Rotom - Ummm, could you be a washing machine for a bit? I need to wash my clothes.
6. Your Pet: Shedinja - I can steal your soulllsssss
 
1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Pachrisu...DA FUK.
2. Your Pokemon Parents: Clefable. Makes sense though.
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend: Sandile. Again, DA FUK.
4. Your Rival: Zoroark. I become a Pachrisu tomorrow and im gonna die in 2 days.
5. Your Best Friend: Pidgeotto...yeah he can grab me and get me to a safe place i guess.
6. Your Pet: Croagunk, finally a good decision.

GONNA DO ANOTHER ONE:
1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Nincada, like seriously what the heck is wrong with my computer?!
2. Your Pokemon Parents: Caterpie. OH GOD.
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend: Slowbro. Really? its like dating conjoined twins (no offense)
4. Your Rival: Gastrodon. YAY bullying!
5. Your Best Friend: Krabby...not much of a help.
6. Your Pet: Kyurem-black....HOLY SHT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
Pokemon you will be tomorrow: Binacle. Not a fan. I would have rather been something with legs so that moving around wouldn't be a huge chore. meh
Your pokemon parents: Chansey. Seems like a good parental pokemon. No complaints
Your Girl/boyfriend: Tornadus therian. A genderless pokemon. How would that even work XD
Your Rival: Sandslash. I would be at a disadvantage at first, but it would be a more even playing field after I evolve. Gives me something to strive for I guess.
Your best friend: Larion. I like the aggron family, so I have no gripes with this.
Your pet: Bidoof. Not exactly the most bad@$$ of pets.

Overall, I think I got a bit of a mediocre life XD.
 
The pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Fletchnider.
Uh...sure.

Your pokemon parents: Marowak.
Ha. I guess I'm adopted. ..Too soon?

Your girl/boyfriend: Deoxys-A.
...What.

Your rival: Tentacool.
It would happen to be the opposite type...

Your best friend: Simipour.
Sweet.

Your pet: Latias.
Whaaaaaaat.
 
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