Grill the Pokemon above

[ReKoil]

Why does it only have a guitar in it's Gigantamax form? D=

Mightyena

 

[CF1994]

Not mighty enough to stand out from the HM Slave and Pickup scavenger that is Linoone, who was ironically cool enough to get a rockstar regional variant that evolves.

Basculegion?

 

[Orion☆]

It went extinct and forgot to take all of its fellow souls with it. Now we just have Basculin roaming around unchecked.

Sudowoodo?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Why does this pokémon run away as soon as we drop water on it ? There is no life without water!

Araquanid ?

 

[ReKoil]

This thing likes to drown stuff in the bubble around it's head and then just leaves it there as a snack for later.... 😱

Charizard ?

 

[Orion☆]

It's very clearly a dragon but only gains the Dragon-type in its Mega-X form. You know, actually being a full-time Dragon-type might help with its crippling Rock weakness and complete inability to function in Stealth Rock setups.

Feraligatr?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

This pokémon would be great if its high Attack stat... went well with Water type moves who are almost all Special and not Physical.

Gardevoir ?

 

[PageEmp]

Is currently a mon that I'm trying to avoid using because I used it too much previously.

Floatzel?

 

[Orion☆]

Kind of boring and generic. (It is to be expected of most Pokémon native to Sinnoh, though.)

Perrserker?

 

[ReKoil]

Third iteration of a Meowth line and somehow the new evolution is worse than the original still.

Electivire ?

 

[Orion☆]

Looks like a person in costume - even moreso than the humanoid Electabuzz! No to mention that Electric-type Trainers who act like jerkish tough guys seem to favor it.

Emolga?

 

[CF1994]

Can't keep it's Japanese name due to western society, even though we're allowed to say Mongolia no problem.

Tentacruel?

 

[PokeDude645]

"With 80 tentacles for ensnaring victims, it prevents escape until the prey is weakened by poison"
Ah ok... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14... only 14. What the hell-


Gardevior

 

[Orion☆]

No disrespect to our resident Gardevoir, but that hairstyle's gone out of fashion 60 years ago! (Gallade might seem not to have the same problem, but he's wearing... questionable armor too. Still.)

Armarouge?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Where does it think it is ? In a Megaman game ?

"With 80 tentacles for ensnaring victims, it prevents escape until the prey is weakened by poison"
Ah ok... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14... only 14. What the hell-

I fact-checked that! The one who made this pokédex entry counted the tentacles of an underwater Tentacruel, from the bridge of this ship!

No disrespect to our resident Gardevoir, but that hairstyle's gone out of fashion 60 years ago! (Gallade might seem not to have the same problem, but he's wearing... questionable armor too. Still.)

It is indeed! Which is why I changed my hairstyle! What do you think ?

Spoiler:

Grimmsnarl ?

 

[ReKoil]

Those ears are big enough to fly and that nose must mean it's told countless lies....

Kingler ?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

How does it even manage to lift this overly grown pincer ? Is it actually made of feathers ?

Wailord ?

 

[ReKoil]

It's only a lord in the Isle of Armor. Everywhere else it's just a big plush +_+

Maractus ?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

What is this pokémon good for besides making the poképolice force dance in the middle of the night ?

Spoiler:

Blaziken ?

 

[Zeostar]

His rockstar career didn't work out, so he became a Pokemon.

Bruxish