Grill the Pokemon above

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

If this pokémon wants to be useful, it will have to try harder!

Shuckle ?

 

[ReKoil]

Total and utter perv.

The berries stored in its vaselike shell eventually become a thick, pulpy juice.

Wild Hold Item - Berry Juice

Why are you making us drink berries that have your bodily fluids mixed in? 😱

Zweilous ?

 

[Sweet Serenity]

They say two heads are better than one . . . in your case, I disagree . . .

Stonjourner?

 

[ReKoil]

A single Water Gun kills it.

Stufful ?

 

[Sweet Serenity]

Legs look like tart rolls

Starmie?

 

[ambam]

Looks more like a gemstone brooch than a living creature.

Azumarill?

 

[ReKoil]

It's basically an easter egg that's grown arms and legs.

Spoiler:

Vileplume ?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

A carnivorous plant with the bad tendancy to get people around it in its mouth ? No thanks!

Bellossom ?

 

[ReKoil]

It doesn't fit in with the rest of it's line whatsoever, aesthetically.

Corvisquire ?

 

[PageEmp]

Unlike the rest of its line looks too much like a real bird

Mr. Mime

 

[ReKoil]

A complete and utter creep, especially back in gen 1.

Incineroar ?

 

[Sweet Serenity]

One of the greatest battlers of all time, in fact. I can't really say anything bad. Well, I can say are you not a Fighting-type being you're one of those fake pro wrestlers as opposed to being a real fighter?

Unown?

 

[Orion☆]

Useless magnet letters! They're not even useful for teaching the damn alphabet! If you ask me, these should NOT have been Pokémon at all.

Meganium?

 

[ReKoil]

Well if Serenity isn't gonna grill Incineroar I'm not gonna force myself to grill Meganium 😏
Johto as a region is unfavorable for it early on though. Not much of a grill I guess =P

Togekiss ?

 

[CF1994]

Where's its arms? I swear it had arms as a Togetic! Am I losing my mind? What happened to your friggin' arms, Togekiss?

Sprigatito?

 

[Sweet Serenity]

You were so close to being my choice, but since you had your ability nerfed, I am having second thoughts.

Quaxly?

 

[Orion☆]

Sellout! You and your kin migrated to Paldea so you'd make your grand debut way before Game Freak considers making a region based on Brazil or Argentina. Well, your future's not looking so bright now, is it?

Fuecoco? (;_;)

 

[CF1994]

You're far too cool to be around your companions on the grounds of them becoming furbait upon their final evolutions, and that you are finally the more monster-like badass in these glorified furry line-ups these days.

Koraidon?

 

[ReKoil]

Spit out the tire you swallowed already.

Miraidon?

 

[CF1994]

Your engines give you the look of a Combusken's suspiciously uncanny structure of something I am definitely not allowed to say outright here.

Greavard?