Grill the Pokemon above

[Orion☆]

Why, oh, why did you allow yourself to be a host for a lesser form of Litwick!? Look what it does to you when you evolve!

Fidough?

 

[CF1994]

Sana is eternal, but I doubt the poor dough pupper is guaranteed to be equally as eternal in terms of consistent availability in subsequent regions.

Oinkologne?

 

[Orion☆]

AaaaaaaAAAAAAGH THE PIGS ARE WEARING MAKE-UP! They're planning to take over us!

Speaking of takeover and aaaaaaaaagh, Maushold?

 

[CF1994]

The tandem adults get awfully quirky when we least expect it. Some mons just love child endangerment. Isn't that right, Dragapult and Kangaskhan?

Dudunsparce?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Dunsparce.

Skeledirge ?

 

[CF1994]

Torch Song sounds like a trip to Lord Hater's torture room for his mixtape when dragged way out of context.

Bellibolt?

 

[Orion☆]

It looks less like a Pokémon and more like an artifact based on a Pokémon, like a speaker or a lamp. Where's the real Bellibolt, hm?

Tinkaton?

 

[CF1994]

Anything living metal like Corviknight or Bisharp is more than enough to make her throw dat megaton hammer at them. Her hatred is 2Fierce4Us.

Flamigo?

 

[ambam]

That thing will never be my amigo. No me gusta.

Tatsugiri?

 

[CF1994]

The sushi dragon's coverage is relatively shallow compared to it's dumb brute.

Dondozo?

Is it bad that the No Me Gusta remark reminded me of PPG 2016 for some reason?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Since when were Wailord and Whiscash fused together ?

Maushold ?

 

[Orion☆]

Flippin' explosive breeders! I barely picked two and now there's FOUR of them!
Yeah, I know about the Family of Three form, but still. If you're not careful they'll take over your house.

Gholdengo?

 

[ambam]

Spoiler:

Clodsire?

 

[CF1994]

Clodsire: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIGH QUALITY ANIMATIONS?

Snorunt: APPARENTLY MORE THAN YOU! YOU… CLODSIRE!

Clodsire:

Kingambit?

 

[Orion☆]

Get up from your hair chair and walk, you lazy bum! (No, seriously, they could have done the gimmick way better.)

Ting-Lu?

 

[CF1994]

Your shield head looks like a bowl. If I were a Clodsire or a Nido, I'd gladly treat myself to some muddy morning cereal, if you don't mind, your Earthy Highness.

Annihilape?

 

[Orion☆]

Wow! It seems that now the only way that an enraged Primeape can be put out of its misery is a Proton Pack!
[Ghostbusters music plays]

Baxcalibur?

 

[CF1994]

Your first stage is literally a deformed Treecko with hands covered in snot. You're 20 years too late to be the first ever Godzilla Pokémon, btw, unless you're here to fill in SpaceGodzilla's Pokémon expy slot. Your best move is literally asking for Fissures to eliminate your icy butt!

Bombirdier?

 

[Orion☆]

(Thank you for the epic Baxcalibur take down! That's exactly what I was hoping for and probably even more. xD)

To quote Michael Sheen in Staged: I see you, you little feathered shit! And I'm going to throw your rocks right back at you like you deserve!

Kilowattrel?

 

[Sweet Serenity]

Wannabe Zapdos

Skeledirge?