Have a stupid question? Get a stupid answer!

[Tropical Sunlight]

It wants to be just like its cousin, Milk.

Why do people sleep?

So they don't have to watch movies and play computer games all night.

Why do I like chemistry so much? :D

 

[r0bert]

because Chemistry likes wierd people.
What's my purpose in live?

 

[alisaie]

Fourty-Two

Why is my favorite color Red?

 

[Diablerie]

In another life, you were a firetruck.

Why are snickerdoodles named 'snickerdoodle'?

 

[Reddo]

Because they are always smirking like me. *smirk*

Why is the moon full?

 

[Diablerie]

The moon frequently adjusts size and shape to cater for the amount of cheese needed in the world. Duh.

Is my glass half-empty or half-full?

 

[Misheard Whisper]

*swigs* Empty. Completely empty.

Friggin' magnets. How do they work?

 

[mew_nani]

Magnet: I LOVE YOU FRIDGE!

...and that's why magnets always stick to the side of a refrigerator. :D

Why would you possibly need a 10-foot-long katana? :\

 

[Misheard Whisper]

Because you have silver hair. Also to compensate for your single wing.

What happened to the other wing?

 

[mew_nani]

..........................................................
....Musta ran out of feathers. :D

Why is March so stormy?

 

[alisaie]

Because you're not in a desert.

Why are most leaves green?

 

[jynx]

Because you're not in a desert.

Why are most leaves green?

because they contain emeralds.

Why is Gardevoir so pretty?

 

[blue]

Because she can levitate

Why can't dogs talk?

 

[mew_nani]

Because some of them would have some rather nasty things to say to you. :D

Why is Audino able to learn Surf? :\

 

[Rainy Day]

Because shut up.

What is love?

 

[donavannj]

That is your answer, because posting the Haddaway song What is Love would've been two predictable.

Why is the song I posted so catchy?

 

[blue]

Because it doesn't want to be

Why is the sky blue?

 

[jynx]

Because it doesn't want to be

Why is the sky blue?

because it likes Mudkips.

So I herd u liek Mudkips?

 

[Rusty118]

No i liek turtlezz

What is chuck norris

 

[Arc]

Chuck Norris isn't a thing. He's a the epitome of awesomeness crammed inside a bottle in the shape of a human man. Or we can all him god. Whatever.

Why did the Black Knight give me the key to defeat him? It confuzzles me.