How NOT to become a moderator...

[Gero50]

by pm bombing the staff even though they most likely will answer in time.

 

[Shanghai Alice]

Stealing a mod's shtick on another forum. :D

 

[twistedpuppy]

Stealing zero away from Forever. Don't do it if you know what's good for you.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By thinking Pokestick has something to do with Pokémon.

 

[Massacre.]

Go to Steve's profile and spam him with advertisements involving hacking...

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By saying Nica is their PC sister.

...When she's not.

 

[Barney.]

By making another account, just so you have a pair.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By hijacking another account, just so you have a pair.

 

[Ho-Oh]

By reporting at least 25 times a day in cq&f!

 

[Aquacorde]

By reporting the same post multiple times.

 

[Ho-Oh]

By reporting your own posts correcting your typos.

 

[Her]

having the usernames harlequin, libra, maleficent and/or spey

wow spey
blast frm dA past

 

[Shanghai Alice]

By reporting at least 25 times a day in cq&f!

By reporting this...

And specifically saying on the form that you are doing so to be a smartass.

 

[Eeveemaster9]

By hacking PC.......Twice.

 

[Le Creep!]

By hacking... an admin ^^

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By PMing the entire content of WikiLeaks to the staff.

 

[Eeveemaster9]

By PMing the definition of every word on their visitor messages.

 

[Barney.]

By thinking genitalia of various rodents is sophisticated conversation.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

By thinking Hetalia fanboy/girling saves lives.

 

[Barney.]

By advertising your price comparison website.