Charizard_Fire_God
Banned
- 5,552
- Posts
- 20
- Years
- Age 37
- To the Stars...
- Seen Dec 25, 2005
*sigh* Another one of those misguiding examinations that do nothing more but create problems between parents and their teen, already-in-age-specific-Confusion children that could possibly permanently break tha link between 'em. <_<
Okay, tch, here goes...
My rating: poorly built, inaccurate, misleading, bashes homosexuals/bisexuals by classifying it as a symptome of gothicism exclusively. <_<
Reccomendation: Not to be taken literally, each point should have its own score, and a certain total of points should point out to gothicism, and not tha number of affirmatively-answered questions as it is now.
Okay, tch, here goes...
Oooh, tch, I got 26. Oo;-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. (Superficially piercing, yeah, tch, my fingers with my compass and holding it up to show how dumb I can act. Tattoos -- I'd be interested in a Dragon tattoo.)
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Yep, tch, an' it sounds cool too. ^_^)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically. (Well I'm that way, tch, so it's only normal that I look for ppl like me... an' as far as I'm concerned eccentricity ain't bad, it's just different. Ignorant ppl'd be surprised how bright an' deep such ppl can be.)
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. (I'm an atheist, yeah. Sports? Bah, tch, I'm a computer geek. Tha best I can do at a sport is faint after five minutes. XP)
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. (Magic?! I LOVE it! Tch, this boring world'd be soooo much better if it were full of such fantasy stuff like heroes, magic, Dragons... ^_______^ Death, vampires? W00t! Kewl. ^^ "Give... me... blood..." Satan? Nope, tch, like I said, I'm an atheist.)
-Complains of boredom. (Well what tha hell am I supposed ta do?! Tch, I've got school, homework, an' other crappy activities keepin' me away from PC! >_<)
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (Meh, tch, my sleep was never something balanced. ^^;;)
-Is excessively awake during the night. (I sleep alot durin' the afternoon, tch, an' it's the only way I cen be on time zone with my foreign 'net friends. -_- Besides, tch, night soothes me.)
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) (Well not ta THAT degree, tch, but sunlight can hurt yar eyes after too much comp. >_<)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. (Meh, tch, I can't chat about Draconization or look at tasty Dragoness pics with my parents around, now can I? o_O Besides, it's better than havin' mom in my room watchin' her blasted soap operas. >_<;;;)
-Spends large amounts of time alone. (I'm never alone as long as I have internet... tch, an' at least I can fantesize much easier when alone.)
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil spirits through meditation.) (Woooh, I'm SURE that's why he does it. *waves hands in mock fright* Meditation? Yeah, tch, I'm a big-time thinker an' dreamer. I need it.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (Well WHO doesn't now?! Irrelevant. XP)
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this. (I've always had a problem with authority. Never liked obeyin', tch, an' never will obey. Sorry, go find yarselves another slave. <_<)
-Misbehaves at school. (If ya mean playin' music in classes, makin' unnecessary comments, eating pieces of scraped-off wall, hollering, Licking benches and hyperness, then that's me. ^_^)
-Eats excessively or too little. (I eat EXCESSIVELY allright if it's fries, pizza, an' other good junk, tch, an' NOTHING if it's soup, fruits, vegetables, etc... don't like their taste. <_<)
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) (Well if I'm bleedin' yeah, tch, I like its taste... besides why let it spill out an' go ta waste when I can Recycle it? It contains alotta iron an' proteins ya know. o_O)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. (If ya mean animes, yeah. I sometimes even get off tha chair an' start fighting imaginary ppl anime-style right in tha middle of tha show if it gets my imagination too hyper. o_o; An' RPGs like Final Fantasy an' Pok?mon rock. XP)
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. (Yep. PC rocks, tch, an' my only true friends are on messengers. An' if anyone says net friendships can't be as good ar real world ones then they're wrong an' probably never heard of webcams an' mics. XP)
-Violently shakes head to music. (ROCK ON!!!!111oneonemilkshakeinmybrains)
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. (I don't usually dance, tch, but when I DO dance I usually inflate one cheek, turn to a side, and start letting the air out in poofs while shaking hands chaotically an' spasming out like a retard. Does that count as provocative or just plain idiotic? Oo;)
-Expresses an interest in sex. (Mostly yuri or Dragons, tch, but nothing IRL. >_>)
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. (I'd be a lesbian if I were a girl. Oo;)
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. (What's with scientology an' philosophy? Are they what they sound like, or do I have to google 'em? Oo; Anyways, I'm an atheist an' I believe in tha power of science. o.o)
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". (I sometimes stick notes like "Out Of Order" or "Intel Inside, Idiot Outside" ta my forehead. Oo;)
-Claims to be a goth. (Sorta... tch, but even though dark-ish stuff appeals ta me I ain't actually in a goth cult or relligion. But sometimes I can act really evil an' dementedly, psycho-ish scary-like. o.o;;;)
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
My rating: poorly built, inaccurate, misleading, bashes homosexuals/bisexuals by classifying it as a symptome of gothicism exclusively. <_<
Reccomendation: Not to be taken literally, each point should have its own score, and a certain total of points should point out to gothicism, and not tha number of affirmatively-answered questions as it is now.