Flight Attendant
*Audio sample playing*
"Hello, traveler! Thank you for having chosen Hoenn Airlines! Is your seat comfortable enough ? No ? ... Too inclined ? Well, you can change that with this scroll wheel here, on your right. ... You're saying you did not see it because it was too dark ? ... But there are white letters on it... Too small ? ... Ok, would you like some food and / or drink ? ... We have Sweet Hearts... You are allergic ? No problem, how about- ... I am sorry if there are clouds everywhere and you do not see the ground, this can often happen when we are up there... I am sorry, our flight company do not have TV screens in our planes... And I am sorry if we don't have miniaturized Casteliacones, and that we are not flying faster than 1,000 km/h, and that we do not have massage chairs, and if we do not have soundproof cabins, and if we do not have free Game Boys with Pokémon games for passengers to pass time during the flight, and I am sorry if I am not in a white dress, and I am sorry if I cannot Teleport the whole plane to the next airport, and if I cannot summon Dialga to make time go faster, and if I cannot summon Arceus to grant all of your wishes! There!"
... What do you mean, I am fired ?