If Pikachu Could Talk..What would he say?

[Abnegation]

I'm posting this Maybe for some laughs and Maybe for legitimate answers!
So i'm interested in what you have to say!!

Please Don't Refer to Meowth or telepathy pokemon xD

 

[Aro-kun]

Then pokemon wouldn't be for kids anymore. Pikachu be cussin up a storm :P
lolz.

 

[CyanideEspeon]

It'd say:

"Don't evolve me or you will die!"

Or:

"Evolve me. Please?"

 

[jmadude]

He'll say something like "give me ketchup, now!!!"

 

[Camisado]

Pikachu might contribute to those annoying little friendship rants of Ash's and the show would get even slushier 8D

 

[Wings Don't Cry]

"Ash you're an idiot, Pokemon say their own name you don't need your pokedex to tell you what Pokemon that is"

 

[TentacruelZ]

Pikachu would say HELP ME this devil named Ash kidnapped me and wont let me go HELP HELP ME and so on

 

[Late]

Pikachu would say: "Don't you idiot understand that electric moves doesn't get damage to Ground type pokémons!"

And this doesn't even fit here...:
(Rikudaman, he uses pokédex to get it full of data. That's the job what Oak told to him. :P But he's very stupid because he doesn't know pokémon names, he didn't know even Snorlax and he had that big Snorlax-thing on his floor!)

 

[ShinjisLover]

"I'm a girl, damnit!"

XDD I can see it saying that.​

 

[Satoshi Ookami]

He might be cheering for other pokemons in battle

 

[KostK2Boss]

Pikachu: Hey, Ash! As you haven't "made a move" for the past ten years, can I hit on all the girls that follow you around?
Ash: What is a "girl"???
Pikachu: You know: Misty, May, Dawn...
Ash: Who are these names???
Pikachu: They have been following you in your journeys, for Arceus' sake!!!
Ash: Really? I don't remember them. I only remember Brock...

 

[Ice Grimm]

"Ketchup....Ash, where is my ketchup??!!

 

[EmeraldSky]

"Oh boy..." --said when Ash has a blonde moment or Brock goes bananas for the girl du jour.

"HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!"--said if Team Rocket swipes him (again).

"Are we there yet?" --said when the gang gets lost (again)

 

[Ayselipera]

Pikachu might contribute to those annoying little friendship rants of Ash's and the show would get even slushier 8D

Hahaha most likely! Its a good thing he can only say his name.

 

[Åzurε]

heh, the show would be pretty interesting if they added another poke-translation episode like the old "Island of Giant Pokemon" one. I might make an effort to watch that.

I could see Pikachu saying
"Dangit, Ash! You missed another legendary! You've already met, battled with, and gained the trust of, what, all of them!? >:/ get something besides me to do your dirty work."

 

[Azonic]

"Bounce me hard, Buneary."

 

[Kazukii]

I'm sick of you over using me Ash, find some other damn pokemon!
:D

 

[raekuul]

"Parallel, parallel, Kasumi ni naare"

(Will anyone get the reference? Will anyone get why it's relevant?)

 

[Giraffles <3]

Pikachu can talk, he only just says his name :3.

Sorry the topic was a bit to vague, but in all seriousness he'd probably be saying something lame like "Come on, we can do it!" or maybe "Why the heck is my trainer still 10?".

 

[Nina]

"I'm a girl, damnit!"

XDD I can see it saying that.​

xD That made me laugh! Heh, that would be interesting.