If Pikachu Could Talk..What would he say?

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Then pokemon wouldn't be for kids anymore. Pikachu be cussin up a storm :P
lolz.
 
It'd say:

"Don't evolve me or you will die!"

Or:

"Evolve me. Please?"
 
Pikachu would say: "Don't you idiot understand that electric moves doesn't get damage to Ground type pokémons!"

And this doesn't even fit here...:
(Rikudaman, he uses pokédex to get it full of data. That's the job what Oak told to him. :P But he's very stupid because he doesn't know pokémon names, he didn't know even Snorlax and he had that big Snorlax-thing on his floor!)
 
Pikachu: Hey, Ash! As you haven't "made a move" for the past ten years, can I hit on all the girls that follow you around?
Ash: What is a "girl"???
Pikachu: You know: Misty, May, Dawn...
Ash: Who are these names???
Pikachu: They have been following you in your journeys, for Arceus' sake!!!
Ash: Really? I don't remember them. I only remember Brock...
 
"Oh boy..." --said when Ash has a blonde moment or Brock goes bananas for the girl du jour.

"HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!"--said if Team Rocket swipes him (again).

"Are we there yet?" --said when the gang gets lost (again)
 
heh, the show would be pretty interesting if they added another poke-translation episode like the old "Island of Giant Pokemon" one. I might make an effort to watch that.

I could see Pikachu saying
"Dangit, Ash! You missed another legendary! You've already met, battled with, and gained the trust of, what, all of them!? >:/ get something besides me to do your dirty work."
 
I'm sick of you over using me Ash, find some other damn pokemon!
:D
 
"Parallel, parallel, Kasumi ni naare"

(Will anyone get the reference? Will anyone get why it's relevant?)
 
Pikachu can talk, he only just says his name :3.

Sorry the topic was a bit to vague, but in all seriousness he'd probably be saying something lame like "Come on, we can do it!" or maybe "Why the heck is my trainer still 10?".
 
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