If Pikachu Could Talk..What would he say?

[Anxiety.]

"No, Ash, just let Team Rocket have me, they'd take better care"
"Y'know, I'd like to be released like Charizard or something... would I ever return? Uh... Sure?"
"Ash, get a girlfriend. Hopefully, one with a female Pikachu, for your best buddy?"
"For christs sake! You can see the Team Rocket logo on their shirts! How dumb are you?!"

 

[©ereal Killer]

"Dangit Ash, its been months... no, years since you change your shirt... pants..."

 

[salmence33]

if you put me in a pokeball I will slap the **** out of you

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

"Give me a damn Thunderstone already!"

 

[Manny626]

Pikachu sez:

"DANGIT, ASH! HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU AND YOUR STUPID FRIENDS, BUT NOT ME HAVE TO FALL IN TEAM ROCKET'S TRAPS!
IT'S THEIR FREAKING VOICE! IT'S THEIR FREAKING HAIR!"

"Remember when I slapped the **** of that thunderstone when we lost against Lt. Surge? Well, I will do that to you if you ever try to put me in a Poké Ball"

 

[wnxvale]

any poke:
"dam he chose me again...>>"

 

[raekuul]

"Who is Pokota and why do I feel compelled to tell it to talk to me?"

 

[alyssa marie]

He'll say something like "give me ketchup, now!!!"

^ Agreed.
Pikachu is the biggest ketchup fanatic I've ever known.xD

 

[Jweeson]

Then the TV show would have been canceled after Pikachu expressed his utmost hate for Ash (with all the swears he could imagine) in the first few episodes.

 

[dark_giratina]

hey why the hell do i always say pikachu!!!:)

 

[raekuul]

"Why do I have this irrepressible urge to go to Celadon and get a red ribbon from Erika?"

"Why do I have this irrepressible urge to hate anyone with the name Daichi?"

"Why do I suddenly feel suspicious of anyone named Hibino Hikaru?"

"Who is Hasekura, and why do I feel like I should be crushing on him?"

 

[KurlyFries]

"Bow down mere mortals! I am the haXX0r'd anime Pikachu of game mechanic-breaking might!"

Aim for the horn, anyone?

 

[The Hero Without a Name]

"I am NOT a rat! I'm a mouse!"

 

[Jayster23]

*During a battle*

"man, i really need to pee"

*outside a battle*

"Left... Right... Left..." while pulling ash's ears

 

[raekuul]

"Look down at your chest!"

"Chappy, let's go down to the human world and - wait, this isn't the Mahou no Kuni."

"Surrender your Star Seed, Sailor Moon! Wait... this isn't Juuban..."

"No! Absolutely not! I refuse to do my Tony Tony Chopper impression!"

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

"Ash, You're a Retard Trainer who can't find his way out off a boX"

 

[⋚Raika⋚]

"You know something Ash, I Hukka-Mega-Mighty-Ultra-Extremely hate you."

 

[Shedinja8]

"Arceus **** it! You have other ****ing Pokemon Ash, PICK THEM!!!"

 

[Blaziken_Boy]

"Listen, Team Rocket. You've tried to catch me more than one hundred thousand times, literally. Why don't you just give up and go somewhere else?"

 

[raekuul]

"Personally, I think that SMAP is overrated, but they did help get Himechan's Ribbon on the airwaves."