chikorita125
^ ment to be Happy Azumarill
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we'll if pokemon were real i'd be really happy, i would have a pokemon of my own.
I totally agree with all this. Not to mention that:I'm the type of sick twisted person eho would prefer to think all of the misfortunes that would occur with Pokemon in reality.
- Casualties of war would have a much larger count.
- They would eventually kill off real animals because of their superior survival skills.
- They would cause disaster to humans such as power outages, earthquakes, fires, and floods.
- Criminals would would obtain immense power.
- People would begin to crossbreed them.
- "Madden Pokemon 09!"
- A POed legendary would force everyone into bomb shelters.
- Humans would find them too dangerous, and there wouldn't be any Pokemon before long.
- To all of you who say you're going to be bigshot trainers and such, your fun would end when a stray Pokemon paralyzes you or something along those lines.
- Zoo Keepers' jobs would be a lot more interesting.
- We'd have to ship massive amounts of water out to space to ensure we don't drown.
- Assuming in-game egg groups would be carried over, Wailord+Diglett=Giant whale moles digging around under cities, potentially sinking New York.
- The amount of furries in the world would sky rocket.
Oh yeah u are sooooo positive my friend.i would love to rule the world with my pokemons and make humankind my slave(oh man when did i got soooo Evil??????)HECK YES I WANT POKEMON TO BE REAL. If WE can't have superpowers, let's make MONSTER SLAVES with superpowers. XDD
LMAO oh man these are soooooo TRUE XDXDXDXDDarkrai and Cresselia are fighting when a little girl- possibly the same one from before -walks by. Cresselia says "Hey, will you please tell us who is the better legendary?" The little girl looks up and says "You are pretty and nice and my mommy said that he causes nightmares which means that he is a bad boy so you are better." (battle music starts) A wild Very POd Darkrai appeared! The wild Darkrai used 'find a sharp object and stab the little girl repeatedly'. It's a one-hit-KO! Little girl died.
Someone tries to take riding lessons on a ponyta but the ponyta decides that it doesn't like the person. BURN!
I totally agree with all this. Not to mention that:
* The world's - even the universe's - survival hangs in the balance of a group of unstable gods who need only a little push by mankind to go berserk and/or try to destroy the world. Or we might just be destroyed one day as collateral damage between a battle of legendaries, and they wouldn't even bat an eye at our annihilation.
* Porygons will evolve generation after generation, each time becoming exponentially more powerful and intelligent, until they decide humans are evil/worthless/destructive and start a machine war.
* Slavery would run rampant in countries that never developed a moral code against it (and considering the usefulness of pokemon slaves, how many would?), leaving billions of pokemon under the lash of their overlords as their populations slowly waste away. There might also be a massive slave revolt organized by a sympathetic human or an intelligent and charismatic pokemon, and if that happened, every human in the area would be doomed.
* Pokemon species are over-hunted to extinction by trainers, criminals, and conventional hunters, leading to the collapse of entire ecosystems and leaving billions starving and throwing governments into anarchy. A Legendary might even intervene if conditions get bad enough, and decide that humans really aren't worth having around after all.
* Advanced genetic engineering is used to create breeds of super-pokemon for a government or criminal organization, again throwing nature off balance and posing a threat to the other nations of the world. Alternatively, a Nazi-like government comes into power and decides that Eugenics was really a great idea after all, hunting down and either killing or sterilizing "weak" pokemon or even going all the way with genocide. Of course, maybe they'll just make a supervirus that'll make Ebola look like a little firecracker.
Arceus flys over a church/some other religeous building and says "You know what, I don't like anyone who doesn't worship us legendaries." and then zaps the place with an evil lightningbolt and leaves it a burning hole.
You forget that when a Trainer leaves home to train their Pokemon they are but 11 years old. That means they have dropped out of school thus creating a nation of stupid people. Also lets face it, we have some real sick people out there, and we have groups of children on their own with very little or no parental supervision. Violence will escalate, an animal is an animal after all they will maim and kill.
Lets take Kangaskhan for example, it always carries it's young with it. In the real world cattle are very docile creatures but are known to attack if they feel their young is being threatened. Now to me Kangaskhan looks very dangerous and if someone were to venture near it then death will come.
And then what ever Cerebelli and Kirbychu says.
I still voted yes though. Things might be fun if some of the said things occurred.