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If YOU were God.

I'd get a complete & accurate list of the world's hottest babes o_O
 
If I were God, I would make everyone speak English and have America rule the world.*hides*

EDIT: Deleted joke posts to make the staff happy.
 
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Lol good idea. Arm Germany with the world's largest army and take away nuclear weapons and resources for making nuclear weapons for everybody then watch Germany run over the world. :x
 
If I were god, I'd be the greediest bastard you could imagine.
 
If I was God.....I'd recreate the world (~'-')~

  • Everyone would speak and write in the same language. (Something rune-looking for kicks)
  • Everyone would have some kind of animal ears >:D (It's be cute)
  • There would be three other moons so that the sky can look prettier at night
  • People and animals would co-exist (No giant urban pollution)
  • There would be mageek and faeries and mythological creatures o3o/

    And tea parties.
 
S. Magumarashi said:
Germany doesn't exist anymore. It's called the United States of Germany now.
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Wut?

It's the Republic of Germany! :P

Don't go making up its name. ;)
 
Why would it be... that'd insult the Republicans!
 
Calm down girls, Germany is Germany and USA is United States of Amerika, period.

Also, why do most people want to take away language variety, it's the variety that gives the world interest and diversity. As a responsible God, you can't take away that free will.

But yeah, a sixth sense for the most special would make things interesting :).
 
─AdvancedK9─ said:
Calm down girls, Germany is Germany and USA is United States of Amerika, period.

Also, why do most people want to take away language variety, it's the variety that gives the world interest and diversity. As a responsible God, you can't take away that free will.

But yeah, a sixth sense for the most special would make things interesting :).
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No, it's AmeHeeka.

Agreed, don't take away Japanese and Chinese.
 
─AdvancedK9─ said:
Calm down girls, Germany is Germany and USA is United States of Amerika, period.

Also, why do most people want to take away language variety, it's the variety that gives the world interest and diversity. As a responsible God, you can't take away that free will.

But yeah, a sixth sense for the most special would make things interesting :).
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It also creates cultural and technological limits.
I'm sure we'd all rather play certain games when they come out rather than wait for a localization.
 
22sa said:
Why would it be... that'd insult the Republicans!
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S. Magumarashi said:
Republic is a dirty word on the planet America. :)
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22sa said:
Wut?

It's the Republic of Germany! :P

Don't go making up its name. ;)
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S. Magumarashi said:
Germany doesn't exist anymore. It's called the United States of Germany now.
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If I were God, I'd freely roam offtopic and make silly jokes around PC.

But I'm not... and neither are you. You know the drill, fellas. :/
 
If I were God, I'd use my super awesome Staff Admin powers and lock this thread.

But I'm not. :(

EDIT for something someone said below: No, I very clearly meant Lightning.
 
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Chibi-chan said:
It also creates cultural and technological limits.
I'm sure we'd all rather play certain games when they come out rather than wait for a localization.
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Culture and cities speaking the same language look very similiar; it's boring. If you make everybody know the same language, it's like making everybody study the same subject--it's not going to bring about originality or technology faster, it'll slow it down. Diversity is better if we're talking about technology here.

Many of the games we play wouldn't even have been thought up if English was all the world had. Not waiting for localization sounds good, but it's really bad if it sacrifices Japanese.

Okay, that was pointless. We're all irresponsible Gods, end of story.
 
You mean Rikki Tikki Tavi? He was once named "God".


But a variety of language also means a variety of culture, interest, and challenge. Don't focus on the negative and see the positive side of things...or maybe my day was too good today.
 
If I were God I would..

Probably destroy Miley Cirus and The Jonas Brothers. Righ off the face of the planet.
Then I would probably like end world hunger and make peace between the people. Even if its just for a little bit.
Then I ould walk around for a little bit. OR fly. Or teleport. Either is fine.
Then Id probably create Pokemon. Yup.
Then after I would create Pokemon, I would give up my powers to someone more responsible and intense. So I could walk around on earth owning people in Pokemon battles.
 
Zer0Virus said:
If I were God I would..

Probably destroy Miley Cirus and The Jonas Brothers. Righ off the face of the planet.
Then I would probably like end world hunger and make peace between the people. Even if its just for a little bit.
Then I ould walk around for a little bit. OR fly. Or teleport. Either is fine.
Then Id probably create Pokemon. Yup.
Then after I would create Pokemon, I would give up my powers to someone more responsible and intense. So I could walk around on earth owning people in Pokemon battles.
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lmaooo your first one had me dying!!
if i was god after you destroyed miley cirus and the jonas bros i'd create a new show called the JACKSON N COMPANY SHOW...basically same show with no miley lmao

also if i was god i would play pokemon all day and make it real for people haha then quit my job
 
if I were God I would heal my cat D; ;~;
 
If I were God there'd be no hope for humanity. Seems like a very important job, one I couldn't possibly do.

I honestly don't know what I would do, maybe end world hunger, maybe not. I can't picture a world where everyone is happy, it will never happen. If I as a hypothetical God were to make world peace and have one of those perfect worlds everyone invisions I think that it may take away individuality and whatnot. I don't know, something just doesn't seem right with a perfect world, how very ironic.
 
Probably destroy Miley Cirus and The Jonas Brothers. Righ off the face of the planet.
Then I would probably like end world hunger and make peace between the people. Even if its just for a little bit.
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Those seem fine by me *bows* oh mighty one.


Now for what I would do as God..


Create Pokemon XP


And make sure that I pass my A level exams.


What else *thinks* I'd travel the world in style...like be the first 'person' to go around the world on the back of an elephant or some other awesome creature big enough to carry...THAT IS AN IDEA

I'd create giant flying eagles XPP
 
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