If you were the above poster for a day, what would you do?

[PageEmp]

Self explanatory, if you were the above poster for a day, what would you do?

Please don't do things like 'I would go rob a bank' or say stuff not related to the above poster. There was a thread like this on my old forum and people kept doing it to the point it wasn't funny anymore. And also don't do stuff that can be said about anyone, like 'I will do all sorts of stuff that I would do if I was a guy'. Because that could be said to ANY male forumer.

So have fun!

 

[Bidoof FTW]

I would step on a rake in the dankest of fashions so that said rake stands up on its own and avoids slamming into my face.

 

[esperance]

I would eat all of the chickens but one, making it watch as all its brethren were devoured. And when it too finally begged for the sweet release of death, I would deny it such a mercy.

 

[Bidoof FTW]

I would cover the Sanctuare thread in pictures of Bidoof eating chicken fingers, for Bidoof is a superior pokemon and chicken fingers are a superior entrée

 

[esperance]

I would change my username to Bibarel FTW.

 

[GreyBidoof]

I would change my name to Hopeless Bidoof.

 

[Bidoof FTW]

I would continue to be the greatest user on this forum ;)

 

[GreyBidoof]

I would replace all the chickens on my farm with bidoofs.

 

[esperance]

Chicken cage matches.

 

[Bidoof FTW]

I would change my avatar to Bidoof and add the suffix 'doof' to each character in Touhou for my next lemon Touhou fanfiction

 

[GreyBidoof]

I would regain my former identity as "BidoofFTW" and continue kicking butt and taking names.

 

[Winter]

I would murder the entire Audino population to assert my doofminance.

 

[esperance]

I would melt.

 

[Winter]

I would look at the stars, realizing how the moment I see their light, they have died, and thus feel absolutely hopeless.

 

[GreyBidoof]

I would build my frozen castle, and sit inside drinking frozen tea.

 

[Bidoof FTW]

I would give old people a diet of nothing but chicken

 

[esperance]

I would continue to be Route 1 cannon fodder (as a Swedish Bidoof this fate is inescapable)

 

[GreyBidoof]

I would buy a map so I didn't have to be so lost all the time.

 

[Winter]

I would be the pet of Christian Grey.

 

[Bidoof FTW]

I would change my name to Bidoofiophage