Introducing Batmans's newest nemesis... YOU!

[Esper]

Following on the bank robbery thread, if you were a villain what would you villain name and gimmick be? What kinds of nefarious plots would you hatch? Bonus points for your backstory that shows you could have led a different life if not for tragic circumstances.

 

[Her]

Probably shouldn't have changed my username just yet

 

[Logan]

joker

 

[gimmepie]

I would be Nemapie and rob bakeries.

 

[Shamol]

I'd be the morally ambiguous character who people are led to interpret as villainous, but in reality the more astute readers/audience would think I may have had a point.

 

[Somewhere_]

I would be dressed really spiffy in a suit or something and just use flashy lights to temporarily blind my opponents. I also have to have a really cool looking mask.

 

[User19sq]

Behold! I am Impractical Man! I make things hard and tedious for the innocent because f**k you!

It all started when I planned to send my girlfriend a "Happy Birthday" letter in the mail, but she turned treacherous and demanded to have me Skype with her. "It would be easier," she said! "All the kids are doing it," she said! Then I decided to get on my email instead, but she dumped me for having a hotmail account instead! Now I want revengegegegege!


MY SOLE MISSION IS TO MAKE EVERYONE SUFFER BY HAVING THEM TAKE PHOTOS BY POLAROIDS AND THEN FORCING THEM TO GET A SCANNER TO SHARE THEM ON BOOKFACE! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Bellsprout]

something close to poison ivy. shes sexy and loves plants