100marios
Reigning Dork Champion of PC
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- *booming voice* What authority dost though have to
- Seen Sep 18, 2017
(Bleh, I woke up at seven just so I could make this, but my mind was so discombobulated that I fell right back to sleep, lol. And the minute I woke up again my dad immediately put me to do "manual labor" and fix our garage door, and the day just kinda went on from there. So, uh... at least you know I had good intentions, heh. Anyhow...)
Sorry, Kayleigh. I didn't want to do this--and I didn't want to have to be the person to tell you--but I'm afraid that you can no longer continue living life the way you are now.
There's something you must know. It may very well single-handedly bring the foundations of all you believe in to tremble onto it's proverbial knees, but it must be done. Know that I only do this out of necessity; I gain no twisted sense of satisfaction, and if there was some method of safeguarding you from it, I would take that route without hesitation. But no; there is no running from this. Better that you learn this from the comfort of a friend, before it's thrust on to your mind like an arrow from the dark.
The image you are about to see will forever be imprinted into your subconsciousness, and regardless of obstacles--be it wind, sleet, snow or hail--reminders will ceaselessly find their way towards your doorstep.
Click only when emotionally stable.
Now that I'm done turning your hair gray (not that someone your age needs any type of motivation anymore--it happens on its own now. XD)...
Uh-huh. You bet I used pink font. XD
Hope you've had an awesomely-killer time so far! We all know you definitely deserve it. ^_^ Even if you did belittle the power of my one-handed clapping ability, s'all good, lol.
I do have a birthday present in the works, but like all good presents, it's gonna have to come a little later down the line, hehe. You might get a good idea for what it is when I eventually update my LJ... or I might finish it before then. I dunno. In the mean time, if your schedule isn't too feature-filled, do you want to have a chat? I've been itching for one just shortly after our last, heh. XD Of course, Chrystie seems to have a lot on her plate at the moment, so we'll have to see if she's up for it when she eventually logs in.
Meanwhile, what did you do for your birthday, anyway? *sits down, crosses his legs and tugs on her pant leg* Tell me the story, pleeeease? XD
Sorry, Kayleigh. I didn't want to do this--and I didn't want to have to be the person to tell you--but I'm afraid that you can no longer continue living life the way you are now.
There's something you must know. It may very well single-handedly bring the foundations of all you believe in to tremble onto it's proverbial knees, but it must be done. Know that I only do this out of necessity; I gain no twisted sense of satisfaction, and if there was some method of safeguarding you from it, I would take that route without hesitation. But no; there is no running from this. Better that you learn this from the comfort of a friend, before it's thrust on to your mind like an arrow from the dark.
The image you are about to see will forever be imprinted into your subconsciousness, and regardless of obstacles--be it wind, sleet, snow or hail--reminders will ceaselessly find their way towards your doorstep.
Click only when emotionally stable.
Now that I'm done turning your hair gray (not that someone your age needs any type of motivation anymore--it happens on its own now. XD)...
Happy 19th Birthday, Kayleigh!!!
Uh-huh. You bet I used pink font. XD
Hope you've had an awesomely-killer time so far! We all know you definitely deserve it. ^_^ Even if you did belittle the power of my one-handed clapping ability, s'all good, lol.
I do have a birthday present in the works, but like all good presents, it's gonna have to come a little later down the line, hehe. You might get a good idea for what it is when I eventually update my LJ... or I might finish it before then. I dunno. In the mean time, if your schedule isn't too feature-filled, do you want to have a chat? I've been itching for one just shortly after our last, heh. XD Of course, Chrystie seems to have a lot on her plate at the moment, so we'll have to see if she's up for it when she eventually logs in.
Meanwhile, what did you do for your birthday, anyway? *sits down, crosses his legs and tugs on her pant leg* Tell me the story, pleeeease? XD
