King of the Pokéhill!

[Squirrel]

Altaria, use Cotton Guard to cloud the hill in cotton spores and stop them from seeing anything as we glide to the top!

 

[Voliol]

Watchog, run up the hill while the others are blinded and baton pass to Hydreigon when you're at the top!

 

[Dedenne1]

Dedenne use Thunder to blast anyone on the hill while i get to the top!

 

[Lycanthropy]

Rhydon, use your Lightning Rod to absorb that Thunder so I can easily walk to the top!

 

[Meadow]

Ozzy, get your Pachirisu to distract everyone with Follow Me! Just filling in for your absence, eheheheheh.

In the meantime... Torterra, use Earthquake! We need to gain the terrain advantage here!

 

[Squirrel]

Sneasel, rain down Ice Shards on their heads and make them flee!

 

[InfernalStorm]

Luxray, Discharge your way to the top!

 

[Squirrel]

Lugia, use Aero Blast to knock a hole through the hill and dig our way up to the top!

 

[Lycanthropy]

Alakazam, use your psychic powers to make the hill float above the ground to make it unable to dig into it and teleport me to the top!

 

[Zeffy]

Wurmple, use String Shot on their feet! Make them easy pickings for my wooden hammer >:D

 

[Squirrel]

Quick Pidgey, use Gust on the tiny bug and get rid of any of our problems!

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Zapdos, throw your zap plate at him! use a rain boosted Thunder on that tiny Pidgey!

 

[Squirrel]

Onix, use Rock Slide to bring down that bird and add a new peak to the hill that we'll stand on!

 

[Meadow]

Shaymin, use Sweet Scent to make all of them get high. There, no more competition haha.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Go, Meloetta, you can't possibly get any higher because of all those mushrooms. Use your voice to charm Revise and his Shaymin to make them hand over the hill to me!

 

[blue]

Virizion, let's go. Use Leaf Blade to knock Meloetta off that hill and get us to the top!

 

[Meadow]

Mareep, use Cotton Spore to slow down that Virizion!

Go, Meloetta, you can't possibly get any higher because of all those mushrooms.

Most brilliant strategy ever. (lol)

 

[Squirrel]

Snorlax, use your Body Slam to fly up into the air and crash down onto the hill, blowing everyone else away!

 

[Lycanthropy]

You didn't realize everything got blown away, that includes the hill. Now there is no hill left to claim, so I decide to let my Diglett use Mudslap to build a new hill and claim it.

 

[Squirrel]

My Squirtle instantly blows you away with Bubble and we take the new hill over!