Last One to Post Wins! v3

[ReKoil]

 

[Starlight]

I have come to confess... It was I who ate our last stack of chocolate tonight...

You do realise that is the opposite of how you win this thread... right Cooler?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

It doesn't matter how to win this thread, what matters is our plan.

 

[Megan]

Isn't the plan basically the "how to"? But if the how to doesn't matter, does the plan?

 

[StCooler]

There is only one way to win this thread... Bribe the right person.
This is a basic life lesson.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Here, StCooler, have a Sweet Heart!

 

[Retek]

walks in, whistling

Hippity hoppity, your win is now my property, kiddo!

 

[Starlight]

walks in, whistling

Hippity hoppity, your win is now my property, kiddo!

Sorry amigo... just business

 

[ReKoil]

Sounds like quite the racket you got going there 😉

 

[StCooler]

Nothing personal, I need to win before I go to bed two hours later than usual, my sleep schedule is screwed.

 

[Megan]

Don't forget to rest long and rest well. No worries, we'll take care of the win until you're back/when we closed the thread. :D

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

We have it covered, no problem!

 

[Starlight]

Oh is it time? My finger is itchy 😇

 

[ReKoil]

Have you gone to the doctor to check it out? 😉

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

This doctor ?

Spoiler:

A very good doctor! He told me I had one chance out of 1,000 000 to win this thread permanently!

 

[Starlight]

Well this isn't that future 😉

 

[StCooler]

I have a plan to destroy capitalism and fix climate change, but I need that win for my plan... Leave it to me, it's for your own good!

 

[Megan]

That sounds like a very flawed plan. It's like destroying capitalism with more capitalism. It sounds funny in theory but doesn't hold up in practice.

 

[ReKoil]

Spoiler:

Out of the shadows I appear... =3

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

They think we are hiding in the shadows... But we are the shadows.