100marios
Reigning Dork Champion of PC
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- Seen Sep 18, 2017
(HA! You can blame the weather all you want--through careful analysis of your PM, I was still clever enough to discern that you wanted a birthday thread on your birthday! 8P)
Hear ye, hear ye!
*trumpets blurt as he unrolls a scroll*
Sirs and madams, be it known that today doth mark none other than the glorious day that our friend, Lady Kayleigh, turnith the landmark age of 18! As is tradition, let us all band together and proudly declare what it is exactly that makes her such an admirable individual, and personally places her so high in each of our esteems!
*trumpets blurt as he clears his throat*
Ahem...
Miss Lady Kayleigh is simply a peach,
who fancies pure fun and days at the beach.
She isn't a person who's easily swayed
by other's opinions or dastardly ways
for she has a faith so unshakeably strong
in what she believes in--it tells her what's wrong.
Coupled in by her thoughtful demeanor and grace
it becomes kinda hard to be mean in her face.
By now you must think "Get on with this speech!
Just tell us the point you are trying to reach."
I don't mean to preach, but I must quickly beseech:
If there is one thing that I value most,
it's that she is my friend. And to that, I toast!
*trumpets blurt*
Yeeeeeeeeeah, I know that was totally weird. XD; I just had a sudden inspiration to do a sort of medieval theme, lol. Probably just as shocking is that I haven't ripped even one insult yet. That's because, for some mysterious, otherworldy reason, I just can't think of any good ones at the moment, heh. Maybe the spirit of your birthday drained them all out of me... in conjunction with the fact that you finally got a Wii! XD Your grandpa really knows what a kid wants, hehe. Out of curiousity, has he tried it himself?
Anyway, I'm not going to make this too long, so you don't have to worry about typing up such a huge reply. With Mel over, I'm sure this is one of your busiest and best birthdays yet! =D So have fun, and most importantly...
On one last note, sorry if this is a little later than you were expecting, heh. I was actually planning on making it last night, but I wanted to give Chrystie a fighting chance at it too. Speaking of which...
*trumpets blurt*
Hear ye, hear ye!
Be on the lookout for the escaped fugitive, Sayuri no Hoshi! Do not let her smallish size fool you; she has a keenness of wit sharper than that of twenty men combined! XD
Hear ye, hear ye!
*trumpets blurt as he unrolls a scroll*
Sirs and madams, be it known that today doth mark none other than the glorious day that our friend, Lady Kayleigh, turnith the landmark age of 18! As is tradition, let us all band together and proudly declare what it is exactly that makes her such an admirable individual, and personally places her so high in each of our esteems!
*trumpets blurt as he clears his throat*
Ahem...
Miss Lady Kayleigh is simply a peach,
who fancies pure fun and days at the beach.
She isn't a person who's easily swayed
by other's opinions or dastardly ways
for she has a faith so unshakeably strong
in what she believes in--it tells her what's wrong.
Coupled in by her thoughtful demeanor and grace
it becomes kinda hard to be mean in her face.
By now you must think "Get on with this speech!
Just tell us the point you are trying to reach."
I don't mean to preach, but I must quickly beseech:
If there is one thing that I value most,
it's that she is my friend. And to that, I toast!
*trumpets blurt*
Yeeeeeeeeeah, I know that was totally weird. XD; I just had a sudden inspiration to do a sort of medieval theme, lol. Probably just as shocking is that I haven't ripped even one insult yet. That's because, for some mysterious, otherworldy reason, I just can't think of any good ones at the moment, heh. Maybe the spirit of your birthday drained them all out of me... in conjunction with the fact that you finally got a Wii! XD Your grandpa really knows what a kid wants, hehe. Out of curiousity, has he tried it himself?
Anyway, I'm not going to make this too long, so you don't have to worry about typing up such a huge reply. With Mel over, I'm sure this is one of your busiest and best birthdays yet! =D So have fun, and most importantly...
HAVE A HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY!!!
On one last note, sorry if this is a little later than you were expecting, heh. I was actually planning on making it last night, but I wanted to give Chrystie a fighting chance at it too. Speaking of which...
*trumpets blurt*
Hear ye, hear ye!
Be on the lookout for the escaped fugitive, Sayuri no Hoshi! Do not let her smallish size fool you; she has a keenness of wit sharper than that of twenty men combined! XD