Aight, so, I called the Ghostbusters, and they gave me some advice that I'll be taking shortly.
However, I have some stuff to do. More trainers? I think so. How about some humorous theme music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBYmmWsfm60
Excellent.
Oh sweet christ it's one of those weird guys that touches Pikachus at night.
And Carlos got to him...
Rest assured, everyone. Quack put him out of his misery.
Huh. Wailmers. Are you sure you're not Yuoaman in disguise? I herd he really likes dem Wailmers.
Unfortunately for you, Quack is just way too damn good.
Oh **** it's douche.
Considering I've beaten you, what...um...2...carry the 3....three times now, I don't think you can call me a wimp.
Well, that can be debated. Jynx, for instance, has many purposes.
;)
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
(hint: I'm behind the lighthouse)
OH MY...GOD...THE TILES IN HERE...THEY'RE ALMOST WORSE THAN THE QUARTZ ABOMINATIONS!!!
Actually, I'm pretty sure they're just the same tiles from GSC. Moving on...
A
real gentlemen would give me all his money and Pokemon.
Dizzit is srs bsnss bro.
Owait. I forgot something.
RAW POWER
Thanks for the random HM though. You must be drunk or something. Lay off the vodka, bud.
God Rage. THIS is why you're getting kicked off the team in a matter of minutes.
Urf? That sounds like something you would name your child if you wanted them to have a horrible life.
Or maybe something like 17Trainer/1. That would be pretty awful too.
Last time I faced one of you, I demolished you with Rage.
But this time, Gatorade took the stage.
Wait wtf? That dancing dwarf has absolutely zero relevance to what just happened.
...but he is pretty fun. I can just watch him for hours :)
...but I have work to do. On to the LP.
Mmmm...how bout you and I head back to my place so we can do dirty things with our Pokemon?
Or I can just thrash you. Christ, the chicks in Johto are SO hard to get.
Kent. That's probably the least attractive male name I've ever heard of.
Actually, it looks like you're smiling at me.
that's what she said
One lone Ampharos? I think you're lying to me.
Give it an aspirin then and we'll be on our way.
Sex is the best medicine. So let's produce some medicine ;)
...ugh fine, I'll get the damn medicine for you.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Hi, Billy Mays here, and I'm here to tell you about a new and exciting thing we're about to add to our Shiny Gold X LP.
It's called...
Fart in a can! Simply head to Sprout Tower and capture a Ghastly...
And stick it in a can!
...and that's about it.
Unfortunately for us, we don't need Fart in a Can, we need...
*grindgrindgrindgrind*
SCARY GHOST MONSTERS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
And then we give it Shadow Ball, cause Lick is god awful, even though it's slightly dirty and is super effective against Jynx.
;)
whoawtfbbq where's Gatorade? WHY AM I ON THIS THING?!?!?
Well, so far, Flatulence has been doin' pretty good.
Pwnt.
Oh my god.
The hottest chick I've seen so far in Johto.
Quick, Flatulence, rip off her clothes and put her to sleep!
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...aha...that's...just...hypnosis wearing off...you'll be fine in a few hours!!