Let's Play Shiny Gold X!

[Xephyr]

Episode 11: Double the Trouble!

Spoiler:

POWER METAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Woe84AijdEU

(worst band of all time)

Alrighty...so...we were out in the middle of the ocean yesterday. And uh...where were we going again?

o.O I really didn't want to know that...but...okay...

I just wish YOU were loose and limber.

Well...maybe not loose...

mmmmmmm, yes, that is indeed how I do it.

Oh look a city in the middle of the ocean. I'm assuming this is where I'm supposed to be.

Get out of the way, *****.

bullsht it isn't.

Maybe next time you can spell responsibility right >_>

What the hell? Why does everyone keep saying this?!? I HAVE FOUR BADGES!!

Wow Carlos, you've gone to a whole new level of suck. Naming people ???. That's terrible.

WTF METANG?!?

My Flatulence was too powerful.

Crying to your uncle. That's low.

That's just my Flatulence getting to you. I'm terribly sorry..

You deserved it too.

Yeah...I thought you might need that. You misspelled responsibility and your grammar is horrid.

I already won this gym? Well that's a relief!! (lawl)

Or you peni-wait. That word is probably censored on Poke Community. So never mind.

HAHA NOB. That HAD to be the work of Carlos.

Lung? Carlos, you're getting a lot more clever...

HE EATS YOUR DREAMS

By my Flatulence.

Apparently NIECE has to be in all capital letters.

I almost feel sorry for her. Except not really.

What? I thought I already won!?

Whoa! I'm sorry! Don't get so angry!

Yes, I thought we established this.

o.o that seems kinda harsh

o.o I'm a little scared...

a-are you pooping?

I think he is!

OH MY GOD HE JUST BROKE THAT ROCK WITH HIS FACE

We're here to battle Pokemons, not fists.

FINALLY!

HAIRY MAMMA?

Oh yeah. Your Hariyama can't even touch me. lolololol shadow ball rape

...oh. ******.

No comment.

My Flatulence just wasn't strong enough...

Cindy > Everything else

How much wood can you chuck, Chuck?

Storm Badge? Wait, what?

a;lkjfaskl;djfaskl;djfasjf the tms from these gyms SUCK.

She's trying to gather the courage to talk to me. It's understandable, take your time.

I won't accept your apology until you give me some....favors..

I got my eyes on you too ;)

asl;djfaslk;jfsl;djfsdl;fj

I'll be calling her at a later date. Rest assured.

Where'd she go?!?

hint: she's behind the text box...naked

DOUCHE!

...no. I'm not a personal daycare service!

Apparently. Jasmine could've just had sex with me...but....

What's so SECRET about it?

.....oh.

No. I'm on a f#$(^$ Lapras <_<

WHOA THERE BUDDY.

There's a lot of drunken sailors around this town...

...I borrowed some of the alcohol from those sailors and uh...yeah. Not one of my shining moments.

Oh my god. It's a butt pirate. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

WHAT?! NOO!!

..will...do....

Well, considering what's in it...I'm not entirely sure o.o

...be careful with it o.o

Oh, I am.

WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT YOU?

<_<

OH MY GOD IT'S CARLOS.

Wait, what? You didn't beat me. Are you stoned or something?

What new Pokemon? LEMME SEEEE

Yeah, *****. You jealous?

...wait.

FLASHBACK:

...You already beat that gym!

Okay Zel, seriously, don't use words like crap in a Pokemon game >_>

Newly discovered? I've known about this type for...what...over ten years now?

Thanks for the advice, advice-giving man.

Jitou? Wow Carlos, that's like the worst one yet.

Yeah, because Jasmine's in here

;)

No thanks to you. Selfish *****.

<_<

SHUT THE HELL UP AND SUCK MY-

I mean...yes, let's just battle..

Gatorade has no problems with Magneton.

Or Lairon.

...or Steelix.

And pretty much everything else in the universe.

Yay, minerals!! :3

Two gym leaders in one episode. win.

 

[dead-man-walking]

Episode 11: Double the Trouble!

Spoiler:

POWER METAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Woe84AijdEU

(worst band of all time)

Alrighty...so...we were out in the middle of the ocean yesterday. And uh...where were we going again?

o.O I really didn't want to know that...but...okay...

I just wish YOU were loose and limber.

Well...maybe not loose...

mmmmmmm, yes, that is indeed how I do it.

Oh look a city in the middle of the ocean. I'm assuming this is where I'm supposed to be.

Get out of the way, *****.

bullsht it isn't.

Maybe next time you can spell responsibility right >_>

What the hell? Why does everyone keep saying this?!? I HAVE FOUR BADGES!!

Wow Carlos, you've gone to a whole new level of suck. Naming people ???. That's terrible.

WTF METANG?!?

My Flatulence was too powerful.

Crying to your uncle. That's low.

That's just my Flatulence getting to you. I'm terribly sorry..

You deserved it too.

Yeah...I thought you might need that. You misspelled responsibility and your grammar is horrid.

I already won this gym? Well that's a relief!! (lawl)

Or you peni-wait. That word is probably censored on Poke Community. So never mind.

HAHA NOB. That HAD to be the work of Carlos.

Lung? Carlos, you're getting a lot more clever...

HE EATS YOUR DREAMS

By my Flatulence.

Apparently NIECE has to be in all capital letters.

I almost feel sorry for her. Except not really.

What? I thought I already won!?

Whoa! I'm sorry! Don't get so angry!

Yes, I thought we established this.

o.o that seems kinda harsh

o.o I'm a little scared...

a-are you pooping?

I think he is!

OH MY GOD HE JUST BROKE THAT ROCK WITH HIS FACE

We're here to battle Pokemons, not fists.

FINALLY!

HAIRY MAMMA?

Oh yeah. Your Hariyama can't even touch me. lolololol shadow ball rape

...oh. ******.

No comment.

My Flatulence just wasn't strong enough...

Cindy > Everything else

How much wood can you chuck, Chuck?

Storm Badge? Wait, what?

a;lkjfaskl;djfaskl;djfasjf the tms from these gyms SUCK.

She's trying to gather the courage to talk to me. It's understandable, take your time.

I won't accept your apology until you give me some....favors..

I got my eyes on you too ;)

asl;djfaslk;jfsl;djfsdl;fj

I'll be calling her at a later date. Rest assured.

Where'd she go?!?

hint: she's behind the text box...naked

DOUCHE!

...no. I'm not a personal daycare service!

Apparently. Jasmine could've just had sex with me...but....

What's so SECRET about it?

.....oh.

No. I'm on a f#$(^$ Lapras <_<

WHOA THERE BUDDY.

There's a lot of drunken sailors around this town...

...I borrowed some of the alcohol from those sailors and uh...yeah. Not one of my shining moments.

Oh my god. It's a butt pirate. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

WHAT?! NOO!!

..will...do....

Well, considering what's in it...I'm not entirely sure o.o

...be careful with it o.o

Oh, I am.

WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT YOU?

<_<

OH MY GOD IT'S CARLOS.

Wait, what? You didn't beat me. Are you stoned or something?

What new Pokemon? LEMME SEEEE

Yeah, *****. You jealous?

...wait.

FLASHBACK:

...You already beat that gym!

Okay Zel, seriously, don't use words like crap in a Pokemon game >_>

Newly discovered? I've known about this type for...what...over ten years now?

Thanks for the advice, advice-giving man.

Jitou? Wow Carlos, that's like the worst one yet.

Yeah, because Jasmine's in here

;)

No thanks to you. Selfish *****.

<_<

SHUT THE HELL UP AND SUCK MY-

I mean...yes, let's just battle..

Gatorade has no problems with Magneton.

Or Lairon.

...or Steelix.

And pretty much everything else in the universe.

Yay, minerals!! :3

Two gym leaders in one episode. win.

Best yet. Epic win.

Behind the text box? Naked? O_o

 

[Xephyr]

Best yet. Epic win.

Behind the text box? Naked? O_o

Lawl. Thanks. It's becoming difficult to keep making entertaining so I'm glad to hear people are still enjoying it and that my efforts aren't in vain.

 

[Yuoaman]

Lawl. Thanks. It's becoming difficult to keep making entertaining so I'm glad to hear people are still enjoying it and that my efforts aren't in vain.

Don't worry about it, we all love watching your rapey exploits.

 

[dead-man-walking]

Oh, and you forgot to replace Rage on yo' sig.

 

[Xephyr]

Oh, and you forgot to replace Rage on yo' sig.

Oh my bad. I'll get to that...eventually.

Also, the rapey exploits portrayed in this LP are merely from the in-game character's point of view. I swear. :P

New episode in a bit? I think so! Perhaps I can down Team Rocket in one episode?

 

[GreenLanturn]

I gotta say i truley love bromar, hes the man.

 

[Quilava's Master]

Love this funny jokes and great running gags, but the random pics in the most recent chapter(s) take away from your own brand of humor (as in you're relying to heavily on the pictures than your own, obviously funny, style of humor).

 

[dead-man-walking]

Oh my bad. I'll get to that...eventually.

Also, the rapey exploits portrayed in this LP are merely from the in-game character's point of view. I swear. :P

New episode in a bit? I think so! Perhaps I can down Team Rocket in one episode?

Team Rocket is as easy as pie. I downed them in about 10 Minutes. xD

And prepare to get Ho-oh! I wonder what witty name will you find for the poor bird. xD

 

[Xephyr]

Love this funny jokes and great running gags, but the random pics in the most recent chapter(s) take away from your own brand of humor (as in you're relying to heavily on the pictures than your own, obviously funny, style of humor).

I can definitely see what you mean here. Of course, a majority of the pictures contain some editting by me in order to remain relevant. I just feel that the pictures add to the humor sometimes. I'll try to cut down on them if necessary.

 

[Mattysaurus]

These are great. You and Yuoaman are the greatest at these. Keep up the good work. And to make it seem longer, you could possibly go into all the hidden areas that Zel put in? I don't know, but yeah, good job. ;D

 

[dead-man-walking]

I think he won't really search for Hidden Places, like for example *SPOILER*Treecko'sHidingPlace*SPOILER*.

 

[Xephyr]

I don't really wanna make it longer...I'm hoping to finish this in around 20-ish episodes, similar to how long a season of a TV show would be.

Anyhow, here we goes:

Episode 12: F*** Team Rocket

Spoiler:

So, I played through this and took the screenshots a while ago, so I'm not very sure at all where we are.

Huh. Well, off to Mahogany Town then!

Sounds scary. I'm just gonna move on and save that for later.

This far? It was like a two minute journey from Ecruteak.

Actually, I was there a while ago when I nabbed the Red Scale for the Exp. Share so I could train my weak Pokemon.

If you call me sonny boy ever again, I will cut off all of your limbs and feed them to Gatorade.

Hmmm...well, a RAGECANDYBAR does sound quite good. How much are you asking for a RAGECANDYBAR?

You must be crazy! Three hundred dollars for a RAGECANDYBAR is absolutely ludicrous! If you charged five dollars for a RAGECANDYBAR, there's a chance I would purchase the RAGECANDYBAR, but while the RAGECANDYBAR is at this price, there's no chance I'm going to purchase a RAGECANDYBAR.

Oh god.

Especially when you lose to a flower.

I'm still underleveled? Sweet mother of jesus.

Dizzit is just way too awesome.

That darn Douche guy!

Well, I guess I have no choice, because that scam artist selling the RAGECANDYBARs won't let me by him even if I do buy a RAGECANDYBAR.

Hmm. Apparently radio broadcast = evolution of Magikarps.

Whoa whoa whoa. Mysterious house in the middle of a strange maze of conveniently placed trees? This guy has to be some kind of inbred cannibal.

Proceed with caution...

AAAAA DON'T EAT ME

OH MY GOD HE'S GONNA FEAST ON MY SKULL

HE'S GONNA TURN MY POKEMON INTO CANNIBALS?!!??

...oh. It's just a TM. That was anti-climactic.

Oh hey. It's my stalker again.

She thought of me and instantly was sent into an extremely powerful orgasm.

Yeah *****.

Although, it's a pretty stupid mission. We want Magikarp to evolve. Why not keep the radio broadcast going?

Not at all, actually.

If you evolve your Metang, I'll think about it.

<_<

*Xephyr inserted various sex toys into bag*

Ohhh yeah. She totally has the hots for me.

F*** you Lance I was busy talkin' to mah girl.

All I see is a strangely colored box.

REAL CLEVER TEAM ROCKET, YOU HID THE STAIRS UNDER A BOX.

WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?!?

Oh no you didn't.

Bromar. A man of many words.

You sure have.

WTF IS THIS COME KIND OF SICK ********?!

In every machine?

lawlolmaoroflxd ninjas.

There is something seriously wrong with you.

Screw you I'm owning these fags.

No they're not.

I'm really beginning to hate this guy.

As long as it's not the Secret Potion...eck

Actually, I'm just doing this to get pussy.

Well that's idiotic.

Which means hardly anyone can get into the boss's room.

Probably cause you NEVER LEFT HIM ALONE. You're SO ANNOYING.

Actually, Gatorade's sexy powers cost you.

Do you people have like a fetish for Slowpoke Tails? I mean really.

ALRIGHT YODA

Cindy just got a lot epic-er.

Douche did what to you?

I didn't know he rolled that way...

IT'S THE GUY THAT CREAMS ON WOMEN!

I vaguely remember you saying something like that.

You mean Lance? Yeah, he might just take the Douche of the Year award from you.

It's because you suck, bro.

Dude he has like Dragonites and stuff you have no chance.

Did he say dirty things to you?

Well neither do I.

A bleeding heart? That's a creative thing to call him.

Gasp!

I'm extremely tired of random Team Rocket members telling me to do things.

You're probably worse <_<

Wait. Don't you mean James?

...confusion.

...more confusion.

I hate double battles. Oh well. Gatorade, spam surf.

<_<

GIOVANNI, eh? Sounds Italian.

Whoa bro. You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

One day, bird, you'll be saying HAIL XEPHYR instead.

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN?

Um...I'd bet money that I can.

Oh for god sakes Lance I was just about to slaughter these two at once.

Ewww she's ugly.

Tell Bromar something he doesn't know.

Yeah, you evolved a bunch of Magikarp. I'd say you passed with flying colors.

What, Douche? Nah, he'll be fine.

Why? Magikarp blows.

Ugh fine. Quack, do your business.

And thus the reign of Team Rocket in Mahogany Town is over. In the next episode, we finish them off in Goldenrod and smash the Mahogany Gym!

 

[dead-man-walking]

Don't you smash Pryce first? Or....

Last episode were MORE FUNNY. You got a bit generic here. ):

 

[Xephyr]

Last episode were. You got a bit generic here. ):

wut? i don't know what you're saying here.

 

[dead-man-walking]

Were more funny. Crap. I missed 'em darn typos! D:

 

[Xephyr]

Ah, gotcha. Fair enough lol.

 

[Petrex]

edit, episode 4, in illex forest, "its big, dark, and scary!" "scariest thing is a metapod"
..dude i expected more from you....
better response..:

thats what your mom said while she was-
never mind, got carried away again.

 

[Xephyr]

edit, episode 4, in illex forest, "its big, dark, and scary!" "scariest thing is a metapod"
..dude i expected more from you....
better response..:

thats what your mom said while she was-
never mind, got carried away again.

lol well I thought that was actually legitimately funny and I think I should have some non-raunchy jokes every now and then.

 

[MiniM00se]

xD This is about the most hilarious thing I've ever read! Great job! I can't wait for the next episode!

I would quote one part I found very funny like others have, but I found almost every single part funny!