You really want an answer to this question? From the reigning King of All Complainers, the Tsar of Sarcastic Questions, the Führer of First-world Problems? Very well, then. You were warned though.
Torrents not having the album artwork in them, the names of the songs in the torrents not being the correct names/incorrectly spelled, torrents that aren't massive that take forever to load, cute boys that don't talk to me, boys that don't talk to me, boys, people that quit halfway through a conversation without saying anything, people who ask for someone to talk to them but then ignore me when I offer, Katy Perry, Katy Perry's existence, Born This Way, vegans who stress their opinion that we meat eaters are sick and evil godless creatures, people who can't see it from the vegan's point of view, shaving repeatedly over one spot because it won't go away, boys, Boyz II Men, people who don't ask me how my day was when I ask how theirs went, people who don't say hello back when I say hi to them, people who feel the need to talk to me when I have made it quite clear I don't want to see them/feel them/sense their presence in the vicinity of me and my work station, customers at work, extremely stupid customers at work, people who send on errands to find items that the store just doesn't have in stock, Rihanna, people who feel the need to say "you guys only care because they're dead :////" when a famous person dies when it is quite clear that some people care because they were genuinely impacted by that person in some way throughout their life, people in general, wooden seats that are too low or too high, boys, people who dislike Boys by Britney Spears, people who don't like Britney Spears, people who are overly critical of Britney without knowing anything of what she has gone through in the last decade, not being able to drive, being too scared to learn how to drive, being annoyed at not knowing how to drive before remembering that I can just carpool, use a taxi or abuse the public transport system for the rest of my life, wearing my retainer, losing my retainer, spending hours looking for my retainer, cleaning my retainer, cleaning my retainer again after it falling out of my mouth during my sleep, drool on my retainer, just everything about retainers in general, being reminded of how bad my braces experience was, being reminded of anything I don't want to remember, psychiatrists, having to see a psychiatrist, medication, taking medication, being zoned out as a result of my medication, being interrupted as I'm writing a post, being interrupted when I'm writing a really long post, being interrupted in general, Girl, Interrupted starring Winona Ryder, Winona Ryder, everything about Winona Ryder, shoplifters, shoplifters that dare to steal from the store I work in, people who get offended by Merry Christmas, people who make a huge deal about Christmas and give it a negative outlook, people who can't just enjoy the happy season, Americans, arrogant Americans, Americans who still believe America is the best country in the world, HAVING TO TYPE SOMETHING OUT YET AGAIN BECAUSE I HIT THE WRONG GODDAMN BUTTON, Taylor Swift, boys, the fact that my mother is extremely incapable of raising children and really shouldn't have had them in the first place, the fact that she can't get off her ass for even five minutes and help me with raising her own kids, the fact that she can't recognise that she is a mother and as a mother she is therefore obligated to help with the raising of her own children LET ALONE FOUR, the fact that I am exhausted always, coming home and only being allowed to rest for five seconds because there's always a new drama at home, the fact that after I think I've finally done all my work for the day I get interrupted and I have to do more work, the fact that I don't get to really relax until 8pm, sitting down and thinking I've finally done all my work for the day and then realizing that I haven't, people who dare to be mean to my sister, having to call parents and yell at them for a) not teaching their kids that being mean to fragile little girls is wrong and b) that their child is a jackass, people who don't understand just how much I love my sister, alcohol bottles being littered everywhere, asshats who save over my save file in a game, Demyx, Xemnas' final battle, Atlantica in KH2, bad posters, people who don't realize that they're bad posters, people who get extremely ****** after being offered a bit of advice on their posting, or anything for that matter, boys, cute boys, the fact that I haven't had a boyfriend since May, the fact that I try and try to get a boyfriend or at least a fun male companion but fail because either they hate my personality or my looks (90% of the time it's my looks), my looks, my height, the fact that i am 6'6, people who complain about being too tall when they're like 6'1, not having the right clothes for an occaison because they're lost in the cosmos that is my room or that they're in the laundry, Shining Raichu, clothes that make me feel fat even though I'm not, the fact that I have to wear size XL clothes because of my height and my shoulders, my shoulders, generally everything about my body, my bone skinny arms, people who are extremely arrogant because they are good looking or they believe that they are goodlooking, people who spam pictures of themselves, people who constantly give these people encouragement to spam pictures of themselves even though they are ugly as hell (not naming names), people with no personality, boys, cute boys, things that lag, the fact that things cost money, not having enough money, New Zealand, living in New Zealand, New Zealand culture, New Zealand politics, New Zealand celebrities, New Zealand society, New Zealand cinema, Anna Paquin, gaps, the fact that I have an ever-so slight gap, my nose, Tom Cruise, "as long as it's not rap or country", Lindsay Lohan, the Lindsay Lohan fanbase, that picture of Lindsay Lohan asleep in the car, Paris Hilton, very annoying gays, twinks, really cocky gays, gays that encourage/fit every single stereotype about being gay, short people, short people with an attitude, boys, cute boys, Shining Raichu, the sun, being in heat, not being in the cold, people who dare to call me out on my bitterness without having a single clue as to why I am so bitter, ignorant pricks, the swear filter on PokeCommunity.com, Katy Perry, Katy Perry's existence, people who spoil things for me, waiting for food, not being able to cook my own food, people who make a big deal about MOTY, people who try to ruin MOTY for others, smartasses who vote for themselves in MOTY, most forums on PokeCommunity.com, the fact that not enough people post in General Entertainment, my internet disconnecting and signing me out of IRC, people who hate Harley Quinn, people who hate things without explaining why, boys, cute boys.