Globnar was a battle to end all battles. But in fact, it was only the start. Nimsy had only lost by a small margin, which was infuriating to say the least. However Bard decided that her fate would be to live her life out trapped in a pig's body. Unfortunately, however, Waddles' body was nowhere to be found!
On a completely unrelated note, there is now a bacon flavored rainbow Smile-Dip cake on the Pines' front porch.
Nimsy, eager to escape, took this moment to run away into the sunset. Unfortunately for her it was just a backdrop to a time-play and not real sunset, and so when Bard decided that her death was necessary she had no place to go. Bard then proceeded to grab a time-broadsword and time-chop off her head so that he could time-impale it with a time-pike and time-wave it around for everyone to see.
Nimsy is dead, her alignment is unknown
Blendin, after hearing the news of the time-win, was time-instructed to give a time-wish to the time-victor. Instead, he might have sort of kind of time-dropped it a little bit somewhere in time-time and lost it, time-maybe. "Aww, Future Dang-it!" He said when he realized how time-terrible this was. A time-wish could could alter time, paradox free, in almost any way imaginable! If it fell into the wrong time-hands, who knows what would time-happen?
Everyone may take some cake if they want! One of them contains a time-wish, the others are just made of Waddl- I mean smile-dip! toooataly saved that. Although Mabel may have also dropped a few bombs and other dangerous objects into the batter to make it more festive!
Grab a piece of cake by posting: [Eat] Cake
There are 40 pieces of cake, you may have as many as you want! All cake pieces will be given out in order of when you grab them. Happy eating!
Also note that if you try to take all of them I have the items spaced out in a way that you will die, so don't do that!