Make a Joke

[Shanghai Alice]

Just ask the dumbwaiter.

Why did Reimu implode?

 

[Steven]

Because Smithtism skipped my post?

Your breaks go out, but the mechanic can't fix them. What does he do instead?

 

[fango pango]

molests me
What is wrong if im a little boy dreaming of eating a marshmallow?

 

[Yagerbomb]

A creeper could come and snatch you up.

What do you call Sarah Jessica Parker laying down in the middle of the road?

 

[Steven]

A dead horse.

What invention made it possible for humans to walk through walls?

 

[fango pango]

A Car
What is the answer to everything ever?

 

[moon]

42.

How many roads must a man walk down?

 

[Gymnotide]

I don't know. We invented cars for a reason.

Knock knock!

 

[fango pango]

who are you and why are you wearing a monocular

How come my last post was innapropriate ?

 

[smithtism]

Because it wasn't outappropriate.

Why do cats hate taking baths?

 

[deoxys121]

Because every time they touch the water, the water says to them "Woof!"

Why don't my two cats get along?

 

[fango pango]

because one of the cats head's is up the other's anus *ever watched the human centipede....yeah like that :)*

when will i become a mod at this rate :)

 

[blue]

When you turn 30

Why did the fish swim?

 

[shinysweety]

Because the sea weed!

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a poodle?

 

[fango pango]

a small bird with dog turds....???

were you paying attention to me,or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?

 

[smithtism]

Aren't you two the same thing?

Why does paper beat rock?

 

[TheMarkCrafter]

Because that cycle will happen

Spoiler:

Paper attacked!
Super effective
Rock died!

Do you like waffles?

 

[fango pango]

NO
*****es love waffles

What are you doing with that knife and rubber ball ?

 

[smithtism]

I'm making a rubber knife. Get it? Rubber knife? Eh? Eh?
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Why do people tip cows?

 

[fango pango]

cos their milk is nice
why does my friend like dragon milk?