Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Infinite Latios]

Granted, its time now flows in reverse.
I wish Ash would age.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but he ages at a really fast rate and dies.

I wish for my own Gengar!

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, it strikes your heart after a Shadow Sneak attack.
I wish my class number isn't 23.

 

[TY]

Granted, it is now 18451538164719461528

I wish people stopped cannon rushing me...

 

[Adam Levine]

Denied, I have no idea what you're saying.
I wish I was classmates with my best friend.

 

[Trev]

Granted; you're also classmates with your worst enemies and a rabid bear.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

 

[Adam Levine]

But I'm already classmates with my worst enemy!
Granted, you get very bored, not so bored.
I wish I had a bag!

 

[pridekitty]

Denied, you already got that wish.
I wish for peanut butter. XD

 

[Infinite Latios]

Granted, but it comes with jam. Mwa ha ha!
I wish I knew everything.

 

[Zylas]

Granted, but the aspects of your intense knowledge of all contradict and cause a paradox to destroy all that exists.

I wish I could make the best Electric Monotype team the world has ever seen.

 

[Trev]

Granted; every Pokemon in the game becomes a Ground-type.

I wish my icons weren't so humorous.

 

[Snowdrop]

Granted, they become pictures of spaghetti and only spaghetti. Soon, your visual senses will be so overwhelmed with spaghetti that you will never consume spaghetti again, leaving anyone who offers you spaghetti heartbroken.

I wish making GIFs was easier.

 

[droomph]

Suddenly, you can only make gifs, and all other picture formats are unrecognized by any computer ever. So that means every picture you take can only have 256 colors :p











(i wish to have a wish that cannot by the laws of nature be misinterpreted)

 

[Snowdrop]

Since I am artificial and not natural... your wish makes the world go kaboom and now nobody can go shopping at Wal-Mart

I wish I could draw really well :C

 

[pridekitty]

Granted, now you can only draw Eevees, rainbows, and peanut butter. Everything else you draw explodes.
I wish that the peanut butter and jam that I received earlier were on a sandwich.

 

[Trev]

Granted; the sandwich comes to life and eats your face.

I wish pridekitty wasn't so obsessed with Eevee and PB xD

And Snowdrop, my parents already think I don't eat spaghetti so that wouldn't really affect anything lol

 

[Snowdrop]

Wish granted, then she becomes obsessed with Call of Duty and Modern Warfare.

I wish... hm... that I had blonde hair xD

 

[Trev]

Granted; everyone thinks you're stupid and you never aspire to anything in life. But at least you look good!

I wish it wasn't 2 a.m.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but it is now 3AM.

I wish for every single movie ever to be solely about advertising and pop culture references.

 

[pridekitty]

Granted, its 2:01

Wish granted, then she becomes obsessed with Call of Duty and Modern Warfare.

Ok, Im a guy... I guess usually only girls like Eevees, rainbows and peanut butter. :| That's not fair.
I wish I was more normal.