Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Trev]

Granted; you get attacked by a Fighting-type.

I wish... I had something to wish for.

 

[Snowdrop]

^ Oh, dude, I'm sorry xD I should have just glanced over to the right at your info that was dumb d:

Wish granted, PJ, your new wish is to wear a frilly orange tutu that can never be taken off.

I wish I wasn't so derpy!

 

[pridekitty]

Dang it. Ninja'd. I wish ninjaing wasn't allowed.

WHAT THE CRAP. No one even has to corrupt my wish anymore. o_O

 

[Trev]

Granted; the art of ninja drops out of style and everyone starts using axes. You end up on the bad side of this transition.

I wish I was better at making wishes than I was at granting them.

 

[pridekitty]

Granted, you can't grant wishes anymore.
I wish that Eevees and peanut butter were real.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted. They all sell out in stores though.

I wish for Bieber to become the next Lindsay Lohan.

 

[Trev]

Denied, instead you are banished to Tartarus for even contemplating the idea.

I wish I didn't feel so guilty about being lazy all the time.

 

[Snowdrop]

Granted, now you feel guilty for RAINBOW

I wish I wish I was a fish

 

[pridekitty]

Granted, you get eaten by my cat.
I wish Eevees and peanut butter were real.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Denied; you've already made that wish before.

I wish the evolutions of Chespin, Fennekin, and Froakie were already revealed.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, they were ugly.
I wish for a bag with peanut butter with a turtle.

 

[pridekitty]

Granted, the turtle ate the peanut butter.
I wish that dogs were real.

 

[Snowdrop]

Wish granted, but then cats go extinct forever :C

I wish eating pizza would make you skinnier

 

[Purple skies]

Wish is granted but then I had to go eat icecream

 

[pridekitty]

I wish that bacon was healthy.

 

[Trev]

Granted; it's so healthy you get no nutrients from it and die.

I wish someone would review my story already.

 

[Mew]

Denied.

I wish for you everyone to like Mew.

 

[Trev]

Granted; everyone loves it so much that you never ever get to have a turn with it.

I wish I had better food in my house rn.

 

[Keizaal]

Granted. Hordes of junk food appear in your house. You eat constantly and become morbidly obese
(Hey, it is better food....better for your tastebuds)

I wish people would stop hating on my favorite vg character :(

 

[Infinite Latios]

Granted, you now start hating on him/her.
I wish I was immortal.