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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

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^ Oh, dude, I'm sorry xD I should have just glanced over to the right at your info that was dumb d:

Wish granted, PJ, your new wish is to wear a frilly orange tutu that can never be taken off.

I wish I wasn't so derpy!
 
Dang it. Ninja'd. I wish ninjaing wasn't allowed.

WHAT THE CRAP. No one even has to corrupt my wish anymore. o_O
 
Granted; the art of ninja drops out of style and everyone starts using axes. You end up on the bad side of this transition.

I wish I was better at making wishes than I was at granting them.
 
Granted, you can't grant wishes anymore.
I wish that Eevees and peanut butter were real.
 
Granted. They all sell out in stores though.

I wish for Bieber to become the next Lindsay Lohan.
 
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Granted, you get eaten by my cat.
I wish Eevees and peanut butter were real.
 
Granted, the turtle ate the peanut butter.
I wish that dogs were real.
 
I wish that bacon was healthy.
 
Denied.

I wish for you everyone to like Mew.
 
Granted. Hordes of junk food appear in your house. You eat constantly and become morbidly obese
(Hey, it is better food....better for your tastebuds)

I wish people would stop hating on my favorite vg character :(
 
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