Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Sapphire Rose]

Granted but now everyone kills each other to become "Froakie's only one".

I wish to know Fennekin's evolution chain.

 

[Lucky1Yena]

Granted. It's Fire/Fighting. Again.

I wish Nintendo's new "2DS" console had the flip-lid like all previous DS consoles have.

 

[kuzronk]

But then it breaks when you open it.

I wish COPPA wasn't used on this forum.

 

[Trev]

Granted; everyone over 13 gets banned instead. The forum is overrun by little kids and everything dies.

I wish it was earlier today.

 

[MrBananaMan212]

Granted, but you didn't specify what year so it is the year 100 Million BC

I wish that I could multitask in such a way that I can read, go on the computer, play Pokemon, and watch TV all at the same time.

 

[Lucky1Yena]

Granted, but a flood cuts the power, damages the electronics and soaks the books.

I wish Nintendo invented a game where you can choose whether to be a human (either gender) a Pokémon (any non-legend and gender) or a hybrid of the two (again, any non-legend and gender).

 

[WhiteKnightL]

Granted, but human characters are preset sprites, your Pokemon will always be Bidoof (with a glitch to forever hold an Everstone), and the hybrid will always be indecisive on multiple choice questions.

I wish for working PS3 controller.

 

[Lucky1Yena]

Granted, but you lose it.

I wish I could rule the world.

 

[Foxrally]

Granted. You now rule the world of warcraft of Mars.

I wish I had a car.

 

[Lucky1Yena]

Granted. You now rule the world of warcraft of Mars.

SWEET I GET MY OWN PLANET.

I wish I had a car.

Granted. The key word is /had/. You used to have one but not anymore.

I wish for world peace, and for the person below to get ninja'd.

 

[Crunch Punch]

Granted. You now rule the world of warcraft of Mars.

I found that too funny ahaha

Granted, but it's a beat-up Fiat 127 which can barely move.

I wish I could play a goddamn guitar.

 

[gimmepie]

Granted. The wish is taken in a literal sense and you spend an eternity in hell as a result.

I wish for a potato that tastes like steak.

 

[Paige Berlitz]

Granted, But the potata has explosives in it.

I wish I really was Dawn's Daughter.

 

[BackDraft-97]

Granted, but Dawn leaves you with her mother in favour of doing contests.

I wish that i had psychic powers

 

[Paige Berlitz]

Granted, but you always end up falling into a boiling pit of water. (Sorry first thing that came to mind)

I wish that Pokemon was Real and I became Dawn.

 

[MrBananaMan212]

Granted, but then Team Rocket rules the world
I wish that I could eat all the food I want without getting full or gaining any weight

 

[BackDraft-97]

Granted, but you always end up falling into a boiling pit of water. (Sorry first thing that came to mind)

I don't know how using telepathy could lead to me falling in a boiling pit of water :3 But good one anyways :D

Now, on topic!

Granted, but your fun in eating food leads to shortage on food everywhere in the world, causing the ultimate downfall of life on earth

I wish i was a Latios :D

 

[Paige Berlitz]

Granted but your girlfriend Latais dies.

I wish that I was a Top Coordinator like my mom(dawn)

 

[Sapphire Rose]

Granted but then your mother goes missing.

I wish people knew my username was about a gemstone, not a Pokémon character.

 

[BackDraft-97]

Granted, people know acknowledge this but people start a riot everywhere, wanting the same name.

I wish Lua programming was in my lesson packet now, and not having to find this whole thing out myself.