Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[SubChild]

Granted but your wishes will come true for someone you hate

I wish to get Superpowers

 

[isthatyoudan]

Granted but the power super-allergies. Stay away from cats, yogurt, large trucks, yoyos, peanuts, comic books, glue, and lava lamps, or you'll explode!

I wish for a cell phone with a longer battery life.

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but you can't do anything with it except charging.

I wish for a piece of cake.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but it's eggplant! >:D

I wish milk didn't make me feel hella sick. ;-; it's HELL not being able to have cereal without thinking your stomach hates you. xD

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Granted, but you can't have gluten anymore.

I wish Obama would resign...

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but a fully black, even tougher and more determined man rises to power! C:<

I wish that racism was non-existent.

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but another Race arises and wipes out humans! >:)

I wish for a potato.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but it's a fake one. xD

i wish for a live pikachu with no catch, no causalities and no faults in DNA whatsoever and HE IS WITH ME FOR EVER AND HE IS ALLIIIIVE!! >:D xD

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but he rebels against you.

I wish I knew why Serperion disappeared from this site.

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but Mewtwo comes and erases your memory soon after.

I wish for cake.

 

[isthatyoudan]

Granted. Have as many plain rice cakes as you want. :P

I wish for more good PSVita games to come out that are reasonably priced and can be purchased at my local video game store and aren't sold out. Corrupt THAT!

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but a dog eats your Vita, and now all the Vitas are sold out. Permanently.

I wish for bacon.

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Granted, but it's Turkey Bacon

I wish more people like communism....

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but then a capitalist buys communism and charges you a fee each time you say the word communism.

I wish more people liked fish tacos.

 

[Babebraham]

Granted, but they are blowfish tacos.

I wish that I was the best youtuber.

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but the next day PSY makes a new video and reclaims his title.

I wish I could hang out with Pharrell Williams for a day.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but everyone can sense your presence! C:<

i wish dat i cld bcome a moddie ;) im so cool babz, yaaah shake it!! ;]

 

[TY]

Granted, but you get modded to a dead forum that never exists in the first place.

I wish time would stop :P

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted. Time stops and then Dialga comes and unfreezes it

I wish for a fake potato

 

[Nakala Pri]

granted, but it's actually a real one!~ ^^

i wish for a catchy catchphrase which rocks, is 100% original which nobody steals! C:<