Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but I snatch it and eat it~ >:D

i wish for a servant! ^^

 

[Treetwig]

Granted...you're the servant! >:D

I wish for a beautiful,sexy,smart and innocent Princess ^^ <3

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but she sleeps for one hundred years.

I wish there was less violence in the Netherlands.

 

[Treetwig]

Granted but Netherlands will disappear

I wish for a Wii u

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. You don't mind that it's a bit smashed up and broken, do you?

I wish for...

 

[PikaNitro]

Granted, you're sent back to prison and demand for revenge because you have a strange feeling I work for Austin Powers!

I wish I could disable DeviantArt for whenever I get uninterested in going on it anymore!

 

[Astraea]

Granted but it will cost you 50000000$ . I wish i was a real charizard.

 

[PikaNitro]

Granted, It attacks you in anger!

I Wish I could be in The LEGO Movie as a Master Builder!

 

[Astraea]

Granted but you'll have to orbit three times around the earth for that!
I wish I will find a girl friend one day!

 

[lloebet]

You find the girl of your dreams but shes hit by a car and dies.

I wish I could sleep.

 

[Astraea]

Granted but you'll sleep behind the bars because of killing my girl friend. I wish to be a scientist in NASA one day.

 

[destinedjagold]

Granted, just as soon as a giant meteor's gonna wipe all life on our planet. :3

I wish for a lovely bunch of coconuts~

 

[Treetwig]

Granted but it contains some icky creature and school bully's saliva

I wish for a snow

 

[Nurse Joy]

Granted, but the snow sees you and goes the other way (no offense XD)

I wish for a fluffy ponicorn

 

[Astraea]

Granted but my charizard will burn it up. I wish to have a ultra timestopper watch.

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but you accidentally press the self-destruct button, and it explodes.

I wish for the next poster to take me on a date ;)

 

[Treetwig]

Sure!A date on a calendar!

I wish for a philosoraptor meme

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but the quality is horrible and everyone has printed on it 'Yo Mama' puns. xD

I wish Nathan wasn't in any kind of bad mood whatsoever. ;-;

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but he stops talking to you forever.

I wish for the next poster to not corrupt my wish.

 

[Treetwig]

Granted but he will ignore you forever.

I wish for a wishing well