Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

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Granted, but since I though of it, it is not original and not yours >:D

I wish that George Clooney was Prime Minister of Bosnia
 
Granted, but Voldemort succeeds him, in a vote.

I wish for Westboro Baptist and TMZ to shut down their operations.
 
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Granted, but American Idol is still on :D

I wish that I was best friends with Bill Gates
 
Granted, but he will be a back stabber in five years!

I wish Super Mario 3D World was on 3DS.
 
Granted, but its not 3d, it is 1D(rection)

I wish that Justin Bieber was not a douche
 
Granted, but, his haters finally disappear. (He wasn't a douche until, you haters made him that way (with your judging his music, looks and calling him gay)).

I wish the Titanic never sunk.
 
Granted, but Jack died in a horrible bungee jumping accident, his last words were "I let go."

I wish I was a poisonous potato
 
Granted, but no-one ever eats you and you eventually go to waste.

I wish Michael Jackson was still alive and mentored Justin Bieber.
 
Granted, but Justin Bieber used his powers for evil and filled the world with the soundtrack 'Never Say Never'~ ;-;

I WISH PEOPLE COULD APPRECIATE PUNK MUUUUSIC!!! <3
 
Granted, but Rebecca Black and Lorde are now in Punk.

I wish Flappy Bird would be easier.
 
Granted, but the game still stays out of the App Store

I wish that Flappy Bird never existed.
 
Granted, but then it comes into existence two seconds after you've made your wish.

I wish I had Bravely Default.
 
Granted, but you will be stuck in the game untill you beat it like in Sword Art Online

I wished people stopped hating on Sonic
 
Granted, but then everyone hates on pokemon and it is all your fault

I wish more people respected Oshawott
 
Granted, but they stop respecting you.

I wish I was immortal.
 
Granted, but the next day you get arrested and sentenced to a life sentence.

I wish for the most delicious pie ever.
 
Granted, but I change the definition of immortal to dying when exposed to air.

I wish that I would never die, with no twists or goofs of changes and nothing could go wrong :D
 
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Granted, but I change the definition of immortal to dying when exposed to air.

I wish that I would never die, with no twists or goofs of changes and nothing could go wrong :D
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Can't die without anything going wrong huh?lol
Granted, but every time you talk, you change into a toad :D
I wish to go the anime world
 
Granted, but people hate every other anime.

I wish for Hogwarts to be real.
 
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