Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[PkmnTrainerElio]

Granted, 80 years will be like 8 days.

I wish to be a cartoon character.

 

[Mew]

Granted, you are now either Twilight Sparkle or Patrick Star. NOW CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY

I wish for nothing except Me(w) (that term refers to me as being a Mew, as it is saying me and Mew at the same time) and Arceus to hang out a bit.

 

[Fernbutter]

granted but you can't speak or communicate with anyone or anything ever again.

I wish for a pokemon.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but it's Banette, a Pokemon which hates you. xD

i wish for another cheese toastie. xD

 

[Yukari]

Granted, But you can't eat it.

I wish I had Pokemon X & Y.

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but a Furfou eats it.

I wish for a Crusty Crab pizza with a Diet Dr. Kelp.

 

[Yukari]

Granted, but both are poisoned.

I wish everyone In the world was happy.

 

[Talon Flare]

Granted, everything will be good excet that the world will erase all songs that have ever existed, except for Happy by Pharrell Williams

I wish Malva was the Kalos Region Champion

 

[Mew]

Granted, but Gary wins them, within 2 seconds.

I wish for .

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but i corrupt it! :D

I hope you drop dead gorgeous! c:

if you get the song you're my soulmate. xD

 

[MathewCS]

granted, but it will be drop dead ugly f***er xd

i wish i was as pretty as a babos *_*

 

[Fernbutter]

Uhh, granted but you go bald.

I wish for a potato.
if you get this reference i will luv you~

 

[PkmnTrainerElio]

Granted, but the potato is riddled with germs.

I wish I had a Furfrou.

 

[Mew]

Granted but it stabs you

I wish for Wreck-It Ralph 2.

 

[PkmnTrainerElio]

Granted, but it is even more overrated than the first.

I wish Mario was real.

 

[TY]

Granted, you now have Mario *insert a random Italian last name* the Pizza guy!

I wish I wasn't so good at RTS xP

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but then you get accepted to be able to join the RTS world championship as the team captain.

I wish for a reason to live.

 

[Lucky1Yena]

Granted. It turns out, the reason to live is in fact to simply die. Have fun with that.

I wish I had more confidence.

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but your head gets so big you can't fit through doorways.

I wish Burger King would bring back their bacon sundaes.

 

[Mew]

Granted, but only on Bacon Sundays.

I wish I was a human instead of a Mew.