Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but you get shoved into a washing machine and you shrink. xD

I wish for a good band to listen to. ;~;

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but the band quickly sells out and has Justin Bieber write all their lyrics.

I wish for bacon as far as the eye can see.

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted. You go blind.

I wish for cancer to be cured.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but overnight someone eats it all, jumps in your bed, farts, jumps out and runs away. xD

I WISH FOR GOOD INSPIRATION TO WRITE EXCELLENT SONG LYRICS!

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but the cure turns everyone into flesh eating zombies.

Granted, but the lyrics are so good the mainstream can't appreciate them, so you sell 0 records.

I wish for a second season of Elfen Lied.

 

[Mew]

Granted, it is really Dora the Explorer. Your nightmare.

I wish My Little Pony never existed!

 

[Sopheria]

Granted. The show never existed but the ponies now exist in real life.

I wish I had 1000 wishes.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but none of them get fulfilled.

I wish Nightwish's album "Century Child" was on Spotify.

 

[Dansparce]

Granted. However, every last song has been replaced by Friday.

I wish every Bee, Wasp and Hornet dropped dead NOW!

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but they get revived and sting your EYEBALLS! :D

I wish for a pencil

 

[Dansparce]

Granted. Your middle finger on your right hand has been replaced with a pencil.

I wish I was turned into something else.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but it's a slug. :P

I wish for a Jirachi~

 

[Talon Flare]

Granted, but Gemma already made a wish and now it rests for 1000 years
I wish that Team Flare red suits were on sale right now

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but Lysandre buys out the store.

I wish for the most delicious milk steak and jelly beans in the world!

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted but the steak has worms and is basically grizzle and the jelly beans are tasteless and are full of yucky chemicals. :C

I wish for a hat!

 

[PkmnTrainerElio]

Granted, but the hat is made of asbestos.

I wish I could fly all around the world.

 

[lucariokul]

Granted. You are now a fruit fly. Literally, and you die on your first flight. :)


I wish that.. this wish wont get corrupted. I win!

 

[PkmnTrainerElio]

Granted, but you get bitten by a snake on a bus.

I wish to visit Japan.

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but while you're there Godzilla attacks.

I wish to visit France.

 

[lucariokul]

Granted, madame. But you wind up in Kalos instead.


I wish people would listen to me more.