Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[White Raven]

Granted, but what is a milk steak? I'm a stupid fairy >.< Oh well, here is a glass of milk. Since you said milk.

I wish for a Samsung Galaxy S IV.

 

[Fernbutter]

siv
Web definitions
an HIV-like virus that infects and causes an AIDS-like disease in some species of monkeys.
https://www.hiv1tat-vaccines.info/science_dictionary.htm

Are you sure? Weeell,... okay then...
Granted:

I wish for the world to explode.

 

[Abby]

Granted.
BANG!!!


I wish for a parralelogram that isnt a greetings card.

 

[Nah]

Granted, but its a used up gift card.


I wish I didn't have to go to class.

 

[Kameken]

Dead people don't have to go nowhere.

I wish I had four fully funtional arms.

 

[eeveeandmew]

granted~ you are only four arms and you die.

I wish i would never die.

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Granted. You get to watch everyone and everything else die, the world get destroyed, and the universe implode into pure nothingness. Except you're still there. Surrounded by nothing. With nothing to do. Forever.

I wish for Half Life 3 to finally get released.

 

[eeveeandmew]

Granted~ the game turns out to be less fun than playing rock paper scissors.

I wish i was a cat that would live forever until i chose to die.

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Granted. Thinking about death ever will kill you.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[Nah]

Granted, but its because you've turned into a goldfish.


I wish I had a cookie.

 

[Abby]

Granted.
But then i eat it.

I wish for a shape that isnt a parralelogram

 

[SparklingMistral]

Granted, you get a circle, but when you get mad, it turns into a parallelogram.

I wish for this semester to be over. :3

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted. It's over... over-complicated! >:D

I wish for a cat.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but it's wild and it scratches you until you're bleeding to death.

I wish the creators of Google Maps put more Pokemon in the Netherlands.

 

[Abby]

Granted, but they are ultra hidden and you cant find thm

i wish i could stop being on pc 24/7

 

[XpokeX]

Granted,but now your on PC for 23 hours a day

I wish i completed the national pokedex

 

[Waterlemon]

Granted, you forget to save and your battery dies

I wish I was good at singing

 

[XpokeX]

Granted,but you're only good when in the shower or alone

I wish my crush liked me :3

 

[Waterlemon]

I know how you feel, man
Granted, but she thinks you don't like her back and thinks that she's being friendzoned

I wish I could find my HeartGold cartridge

 

[XpokeX]

Granted but the cartridge doesn't work any more

I wish school was more fun